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15 Best Things To Eat As You Tweet

Summary: Having trouble typing with one hand and eating with the other? Sr. Technology Editor and infamous foodie Jason Perlow has you covered.

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Giant Turkey Leg

Nothing says "I tweet, but I'm a badass" more than a giant hunk of meat. But entire steaks or other large pieces of cooked animal protein are nearly impossible to eat single-handed unless they have some sort of built-in handle.

Turkey legs, typically served grilled or barbecued not only show that your are imposing and Viking-like, but also appreciate food with excellent industrial design characteristics.

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Jason Perlow, Sr. Technology Editor at ZDNet, is a technologist with over two decades of experience integrating large heterogeneous multi-vendor computing environments in Fortune 500 companies. Jason is currently a Technology Solution Professional with Microsoft Corp. His expressed views do not necessarily represent those of his employer.

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  • Umm, what?

    Umm, what?

    Really, you decided to write about this?????
    CobraA1
    Reply 2 Votes

    • I wrote it...

      On a dare.
      jperlow
      Reply 1 Vote

      • What a tasty post

        But calories and cholesterol count would make those dishes a rare feat if you are not going to gain weight.

        So next post about this theme could be "15 Best Healthy Things To Eat As You Tweet" -- so people could choose something from there that could be eatable much more frequently than this original list.
        DDERSSS
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        • Why?

          That would be no fun at all.
          jperlow
          Reply 3 Votes

  • An interesting alternative

    If you don't want to give your stomach justified reason to kick you violently in the groin (which it would, if it could, when confronted with the food you recommend), you may want to consider this fine alternative: http://www.agf.nl/nieuws/2009/0529/tommies1.jpg

    Excellent and tasty, yet healthy! :-)
    pjotr123
    Reply Vote

    • Some more healthy yummies

      Little paprika's:
      http://tommies.nl/images/stories/articles2009/0911_tommiesproducten-6482_800.jpg

      Little cucumbers as well:
      http://tommies.nl/images/stories/articles2009/0911_tommiesproducten-6474_800.jpg

      Ideal for productive tweeting. :-)
      pjotr123
      Reply 1 Vote

  • Twinkies?!

    Are Twinkies even food?
    Rabid Howler Monkey
    Reply 3 Votes

    • Not really

      Not really, they're basically sugar. No nutritional value, and they're not very filling at all.
      CobraA1
      Reply Vote

    • No.

      They're an edible food-like substance, but not real food. Real food eventually spoils or rots. Twinkies, even unwrapped, last forever. Scary.
      Userama
      Reply 2 Votes

  • You left out one obvious food choice. BEANS!

    The more beans you eat, the more you tweet. Grin.
    kenosha77a
    Reply 3 Votes

  • Just a note to the ZDNET web manager

    I posted the comment above while logged in with my normal ID. Surprisingly, ZDNet listed me as anonymous rather than as Kenosha77a. Curious.
    kenosha77a
    Reply 1 Vote

    • Same has been happening to a lot of us.

      Same has been happening to a lot of us, it appears. Including myself (CobraA1). Seems to be a bug. And being that we're on the weekend now, it's not likely going to be fixed for a couple days.
      CobraA1
      Reply Vote

  • A Steve Ballmer favorite, I suppose

    going on waistline alone.
    Challenger R/T
    Reply 1 Vote

  • Really dumb idea -- but clever!

    This is a really dumb....uh, wait a minute! I found myself clicking through item after item, and getting hungry.

    OK: A really *great* dumb idea! And you know how rare those are!
    mcwong1
    Reply Vote

  • Twinkies?

    That's for dumb, fat Micro$oft fanbuis waiting to stand in line for Apple's next commercial involving the PC guy.
    CaviarBlack
    Reply 1 Vote

  • Awesome article, save the Turkey legs for the Dead shows!!

    Great get away from reality!! Thanks for the smile.
    pberardis
    Reply Vote

  • What, no steamed buns?

    Sweet BBQ pork filled bao or Vietnamese egg, sausage, veggie buns, all in a portable, steam-cooked dough ball. What's not to love (...or tweet about)?

    Just try to keep the chicken-sauce (Sriracha) out of the keyboard (and any part of your face other than your pie-hole >_< ).
    JJMach
    Reply 1 Vote

  • Great Article

    Good article Jason. It was actually entertaining to click through the pictures. Of course the very serious minded and those who are going to live forever dislike it. I did notice a few disparaging remarks about fat people. How nice of that commenter. Keep up the good work! How about another article real soon that annoys the wanna be yuppies?
    DKFlorida
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