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#9 "You just don't know...[fill in the blank]."
This is one of the paradoxically odd, self-referential arguments that fandom seems to hold dear. Take, for example, an assertion like iOS settings are often buried beneath layers of options. The response: "You just don't know how to use your iPhone." Then try this one: the iPhone seems a little old and complex. Some things are rather difficult to do on the iPhone. The response: "You just don't know how easy the iPhone is to use."
See how those kind of chase each others' tails? I've gotten, "You just don't know what's available for iOS." Possibly true, but doesn't that mean app discovery needs improvement? I've been told, "Well, you just don't know how to use it right?" Also possibly true, but with 30 years of technology experience, a degree in computer architecture, and years spent at Apple with the title "Godfather," if I can't use it "right," then perhaps some work needs to be done somewhere to make things easier for civilians.
Should Apple users feel better about themselves because of this? Sure. But doing so defeats the argument that Apple products are intuitive and friction free.
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