18 shiny, happy things iPhone and iPad users say to feel better about themselves

18 shiny, happy things iPhone and iPad users say to feel better about themselves

Summary: David Gewirtz counts down the 18 most common things iOS users say to feel better about themselves, their devices, and their choices.

SHARE:
201

 |  Image 6 of 19

  • Thumbnail 1
  • Thumbnail 2
  • Thumbnail 3
  • Thumbnail 4
  • Thumbnail 5
  • Thumbnail 6
  • Thumbnail 7
  • Thumbnail 8
  • Thumbnail 9
  • Thumbnail 10
  • Thumbnail 11
  • Thumbnail 12
  • Thumbnail 13
  • Thumbnail 14
  • Thumbnail 15
  • Thumbnail 16
  • Thumbnail 17
  • Thumbnail 18
  • Thumbnail 19
  • #4 "99% of all malware is on Android."

    Here, the Apple users have a point. I cited a lot of valid data in my webcast, Mobile Data Security: Why the Industry Must Improve…Or Else and even more in my Android security deep dive.

    But, and this is a big but... most Android users who don't root their phones, don't download software outside of the Google Play store, and basically don't practice unsafe app usage are generally okay. Likewise, those iOS users who do root their phones are at risk.

    Should Apple users feel better about themselves because of this? Yeah, I'll give this to the Apple fans. Android is almost inevitably going to be more of a security challenge than Apple's more locked-down environment.

    Licensed image courtesy IconShock.

  • #5 "You're being paid by [fill in the blank]."

    This claim is more common than you'd believe, and amusingly seems to happen on opposite sides. One day, I'll pick on Microsoft and some trolls will claim Apple is paying me. The next day, I'll criticize Apple and a couple of cranksters will claim Microsoft is paying me.

    It just doesn't happen. 

    Each of us here on ZDNet publishes a full disclosure of all our business relationships (mine is here — tap the "Disclosure" tab), and, if there's anything that comes up in individual articles, we disclose additional information in the articles themselves. For example, in an article I wrote this week about the NSA, I disclosed I worked with one of the people who was discussed in the article.

    The fact is, being critical comes naturally. My wife once told me that I would certainly come up with enough material to be a blogger because I was always talking back to the TV. Lots of us are curmudgeonly, cranky, and have seen and heard it all. We just reports it likes we sees it.

    For the record, I paid for both my iPhone and my Samsung Galaxy S4 phone out of my own pocket.

    Should Apple users feel better about themselves because of this? Nah. This dog won't hunt.

    Licensed image courtesy GraphicStock.

  • #6 "iPhones are better made and are better quality."

    This claim popped up because I wrote that I liked the replaceable plastic back of my Samsung Galaxy S4. Time will tell. While I have yet to have an iPhone fail on me, that certainly wasn't the case with the iPod nano (read What to do when your brand-new iPod nano fails...and it will).

    My take on this is that the glass back on the back of the iPhone 4-series phones was simply a bad idea. I locked mine inside a tough Otterbox and that kept it from breaking. But the phone itself was glass. I could drop the plastic back of my S4 on concrete and it might have a scratch. But the glass back of the 4S? The Internet is filled with pictures of broken iPhones.

    Should Apple users feel better about themselves because of this? Not for earlier iPhones, certainly. Maybe new models. For that, we'll have to wait and see.

    Image courtesy iFixit.

Topics: Mobility, Android, Apple, Google, iOS

About

David Gewirtz, Distinguished Lecturer at CBS Interactive, is an author, U.S. policy advisor, and computer scientist. He is featured in the History Channel special The President's Book of Secrets and is a member of the National Press Club.

Kick off your day with ZDNet's daily email newsletter. It's the freshest tech news and opinion, served hot. Get it.

Related Stories

Talkback

201 comments
Log in or register to join the discussion
  • I am glad that you like your choice of product and that it works for you

    There is nothing wrong with anyone making their choices to suit their personal needs and preferences.

    What IS wrong is for a person to then extrapolate (as trolls love to do) that their personal choice should be the same choice for everyone else.
    Wakemewhentrollsgone
    • Humor Alert

      Well then, let me wake you with the following national alert: When I saw the headline on this article I burst into chest-heaving, diaphragm-shaking laughter, and repeated that exercise as needed throughout the entire article. DANG, DAVID !!, I do think you've written one of the most humorous articles ever published on ZDNet, and may you be blessed for it. (Sorry Larry, but David just out-classed a bunch of your pals). I'm still laughing about this one: "I've been told, "Well, you just don't know how to use it right?" Also possibly true, but with 30 years of technology experience, a degree in computer architecture, and years spent at Apple with the title "Godfather," if I can't use it "right," then perhaps some work needs to be done somewhere to make things easier for civilians."
      ---Wordman
      https://plus.google.com/114660584480111918841/about
      Paul B. Wordman
    • windoze users have an inferiority complex

      notice all their knee-jerk reactions they exhibit everytime their corporate temple of sloth is attacked.

      No wonder they can't come up with 18 shiny, happy things of their own.

      And if they do happen come up with one or two, they piggy-backed them off Apple.

      Sad... :)
      CaviarRed
  • Never thought I'd say this about an article, but here goes

    Don't feed the troll!
    Mac_PC_FenceSitter
    • Apparently you haven't read SJVN often...

      ..though admittedly, he's gotten better..
      daftkey
  • this does seem a little childish.

    The market needs two or three players. I don't want to be stuck in Apple's walked garden and others don't want the complexity of Android. To me, having a single brand would stink for half the people on the market and that's why it is important that either Apple of MS take up that #2 spot and stick around for awhile.
    slickjim
  • :-)

    Funny article. Really funny. You should be proud of your new S4. Working everyday with various Androids & iPhones - almost all of our customers order the apps for both platforms, so sometimes we , developers find ourselves comparing the apps on iDevices & Androids. I bound to use Android sometimes, there's nothing I can do with this. This "back" button is extremely inconvenient thing. If the app was designed and written in a right way, you won't feel the need in the "back" button.
    Maria Davidenko
    • Wouldn't need a back button if app properly designed?

      Do you want me to start posting links to screenshots of ios apps, many built by apple, that have a back button?

      http://static.geekbeat.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/01-iOS-Settings-App-General.png

      Oh, how intuitive, the back button is labeled differently.

      Android (presumably) and Windows Phone have an extremely consistent, intuitive, easy to use navigation system that is simply unavailable in ios.

      ios loses this one big time.
      toddbottom3
      • Sorry, it wasn't clear enough

        I mean, you dont need "back" button on the phone's surface, not within an app.
        Maria Davidenko
        • It is extremely convenient, consistent, and easy to use

          Since you are so against any buttons on the phone's surface, how about this:
          If ios was properly designed, you wouldn't feel the need to have a "Home" button on the phone's surface. Instead, ios could have a start button always on the screen. That way, you would save valuable phone surface real estate.

          The room is there on the phone's surface. Going "back" is EXTREMELY useful and ios users, not having access to that functionality, show a gross misunderstanding of what it can do. They assume it is the same as the button that shows up in different places, with different labels, in ios. It isn't. It is an OS navigation feature.
          toddbottom3
          • It is.... moderately useful

            that is my experience on the classic Blackberry, which had the most robust backwards navigation system of any phone then or since, in that the physical button took you backwards through whatever you'd done, in whatever app you'd done it.

            I find myself occasionally missing that on the iTouch... but not a dramatic issue, as far as I am concerned.
            Mac_PC_FenceSitter
          • Back Button?

            Only bad UI's need a hardware back button.
            TimeForAChangeToBetter
          • this is...

            Exactly what I'm trying to say!!!
            Maria Davidenko
          • I notice you had no response for the home button comment

            Only bad OSs need a hardware home button. Right Maria?
            toddbottom3
          • see below

            Maria Davidenko
          • Not right

            Only bad hardware needs UI back buttons. See screenshot above for an example.
            toddbottom3
          • Any buttons?

            Did I say it??? When? In the droids phones surface you have 3 (last nexus I think, one of our developer owns it ) buttons . God, what for???? You have UI with back button and hardware doing the same back operation
            Maria Davidenko
          • So again, you have no answer

            Only bad OSs need a hardware home button.

            You have absolutely no answer to that.

            You apple people are absolutely incapable of admitting that someone else has done something better. I can't speak for Android and its back button but on my Windows Phone, developers DON'T have to put a back button in the UI. It isn't required. Going back in the Windows Phone OS is intuitive, consistent, and doesn't take up valuable screen space, unlike ios which is about 90% buttons and chrome and only 10% content. When I look at an ios screen, I'm reminded of the old Word UI that apple people would make fun of because 90% of the screen could be filled up with toolbars.

            "God, what for???? You have UI with back button and hardware doing the same back operation"

            Oh, and just to show how ridiculous you guys are when you pick and choose your arguments, ios has hardware buttons for volume and mute. ios also has UI buttons for volume and mute. God, what for????
            toddbottom3
          • talking about AV applications...

            It's absolutely impossible looking at every platform design conception not to put the buttons you've mentioned on Audio-Video apps. It is a nonsense . But if you remember, you have a speaker and have to control it's volume . Remember ?
            Maria Davidenko
          • It is so easy to get apple fanboys to do backflips

            Got it. So when other platforms have the same buttons repeated in the UI and in the hardware, it is because those other platforms suck.

            When apple does it however, well, it is because there is no other way. It is nonsense not to do it.

            Maria, it is nonsense not to have a consistent, intuitive way of navigating an OS and its apps. That's why ios is nonsense and WP (and Android, from what I hear) are better.

            Again, instead of doing all these backflips where you have to frantically figure out why repeated buttons are great on ios but horrible everywhere else, wouldn't it just be easier for you to admit that navigation is not one of ios's better features? Wouldn't it be easier for you to admit that others have done it better? You don't need to switch just because you have admitted that ios isn't perfect in every way. You do realize that, don't you?
            toddbottom3