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Ninja folding grappling hook
Stealth Black. Carbon Steel And Foldable For Easy Carrying.
'Please do not attempt to use this on the holidays, when trying to escape Grandma's house for the annual, disgruntled family Christmas Party.... The large, glass windowed curio cabinets, filled with porcelain tchotchkes at every corner of the living room and kitchen, will render you into a perpetual circular motion around the room... like a confused, perhaps drunk, spiderman... trying to avoid crashing into one of the malevolent walls of torture...'