20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

Summary: Some products for sale on Amazon generate reviews full of humor, wit, sarcasm and irony. We round up these examples of comedy gold comments for your entertainment.

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  • Avery Durable View Binder

    Holds 8.5 x 11 Inch documents. Durable construction is ideal for frequent reference.

    After Mitt Romneys gaffe during the run up to the 2012 election, this product quickly became a new meme.

    Sample review:

    Forget binders full of women. Women should be full of binders. These things are *delicious* with the right soy sauce.

     

  • Passion lubricant

    The Ultimate Lube Keg.  Lube pump included.

    Sample review:

    'I used 5 gallons of this stuff on our 50 year old forklift. And voila, the old girl never ran so good. It also sighs with pleasure from time to time'.

  • Three wolf moon tee

    Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt. Comfortable, and durable.

    Sample review:

    'Ten minutes of mind-numbing quiet envelope your screaming mind. Then from the dark forest you hear the therrump, therrump of running paws through the snow. Your breath is pumping moist air that instantly freezes on your scrubby beard. Glowing eyes emerge from the forest. Three wolves on the right of you, seven in front! Your legs are frozen in terror, and you can't make yourself turn. They stop and you are surrounded.

    Suddenly you remember the shirt.

    Slowly, you force your shaking and frost bitten hands to move and unzip your fur coat. The wolves are closing in, trotting in a circular motion, closing in. Then the alpha lunges. But at the same time the coat drops from your starved frame, and as it does the moon reflects off the shirt!

    Or it could be the actual moon is reflecting your shirt for all it glory! The power of the moon and three wolves t-shirt in the midnight yukon stopped the attacking pack in their tracks, stunned, awed by the power of the human that showed his allegiance to their kind!'

Topic: After Hours

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  • These do show one thing for sure...

    ...and that is that there are no lifeguards at the Gene Pool.
    IT_Fella
    • LOL, Gene Pool

      No running allowed and no diving in the shallow end.
      DancesWithTrolls
  • OK, I'll admit

    The Horse Head Mask review caught ne totally off guard - I laughed at that one
    William Farrel
  • It's Not The Huge Ships I'm Worried About

    The little blighters are the worst. They lurk about on a crossing, wait for you to pass, then--POW! They're under your wheels, jamming up your suspension something awful. The repair bills alone, then there's cleaning off the blood--

    Wait, are we talking ships, or meteorites?
    ldo17