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Three wolf moon tee
Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt. Comfortable, and durable.
'Ten minutes of mind-numbing quiet envelope your screaming mind. Then from the dark forest you hear the therrump, therrump of running paws through the snow. Your breath is pumping moist air that instantly freezes on your scrubby beard. Glowing eyes emerge from the forest. Three wolves on the right of you, seven in front! Your legs are frozen in terror, and you can't make yourself turn. They stop and you are surrounded.
Suddenly you remember the shirt.
Slowly, you force your shaking and frost bitten hands to move and unzip your fur coat. The wolves are closing in, trotting in a circular motion, closing in. Then the alpha lunges. But at the same time the coat drops from your starved frame, and as it does the moon reflects off the shirt!
Or it could be the actual moon is reflecting your shirt for all it glory! The power of the moon and three wolves t-shirt in the midnight yukon stopped the attacking pack in their tracks, stunned, awed by the power of the human that showed his allegiance to their kind!'
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