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An officially licensed the mountain t-shirt.
'Little did I know how my life would change when I got this Unicorn Castle Tee. I put it on when it arrived, I didn't even wash it. Suddenly I got a phone call!
It was Hugh Hefner. He invited me out to his playboy mansion to be on the newest Girls Next Door TV show'.
Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials. Useful for testing Geiger counters and performing nuclear experiments.
'I added a little to my wash, and my clothes came out super bright! So bright, that they glow in the dark now! My greens are now greener! My blues are bluer! And dirt doesn't cling to my clothes anymore! Amazing product!'