20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

Summary: Some products for sale on Amazon generate reviews full of humor, wit, sarcasm and irony. We round up these examples of comedy gold comments for your entertainment.

TOPICS: After Hours

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  • Uranium Ore

    Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials. Useful for testing Geiger counters and performing nuclear experiments.

    Sample review:

    'I added a little to my wash, and my clothes came out super bright! So bright, that they glow in the dark now! My greens are now greener! My blues are bluer! And dirt doesn't cling to my clothes anymore! Amazing product!'

  • Whole rabbit

    Product of the USA.  Approx. 3lbs / 1.4kg.

    Sample review:

    'I have boiled seven of these rabbits so far, and Michael Douglas has not changed his mind and says that he still does not love me'.

  • Best of David Hasslehoff

    Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff (Import)

    Sample review:

    'It is clear to me that the man is the true saviour of modern pop, a title I do not bestow lightly but his qualification is self-evident in the prowess of his songwriting which washes the feeble inscriptions produced by the likes of the Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin etc. into the gutter where they rightfully lie, cowering in the shadow of the Great Master.

    I urge every citizen of the world to hold aloft a copy of this album, preferably on fire so that the light can cleanse us of our sins. This album reminds us of what it is to be human.

    The song "Hot Shot City" is so good it's on fire.

    Utterly flammable'.

Topic: After Hours

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  • These do show one thing for sure...

    ...and that is that there are no lifeguards at the Gene Pool.
    • LOL, Gene Pool

      No running allowed and no diving in the shallow end.
  • OK, I'll admit

    The Horse Head Mask review caught ne totally off guard - I laughed at that one
    William Farrel
  • It's Not The Huge Ships I'm Worried About

    The little blighters are the worst. They lurk about on a crossing, wait for you to pass, then--POW! They're under your wheels, jamming up your suspension something awful. The repair bills alone, then there's cleaning off the blood--

    Wait, are we talking ships, or meteorites?