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Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials. Useful for testing Geiger counters and performing nuclear experiments.
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Best of David Hasslehoff
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'It is clear to me that the man is the true saviour of modern pop, a title I do not bestow lightly but his qualification is self-evident in the prowess of his songwriting which washes the feeble inscriptions produced by the likes of the Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin etc. into the gutter where they rightfully lie, cowering in the shadow of the Great Master.
I urge every citizen of the world to hold aloft a copy of this album, preferably on fire so that the light can cleanse us of our sins. This album reminds us of what it is to be human.
The song "Hot Shot City" is so good it's on fire.