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Steering wheel desk
Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel - and you've got an instant ergonomic desk. Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop.
'I was very excited to give it a try, but I soon found out that there is on major flaw with it. The first time I used it, I dumped my egg mcmuffin an coffee into my lap. Who knew that when you turn the wheel it would spill everywhere. They should put a warning on it about this. On the bright side, it stayed on the steering wheel very securely'
Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed.
'I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide'.
American flag pants
100% cotton American Flag Pants. Flag pants feature roomy thighs & tapered ankles
Stars and Stripes pattern for patriotic clothing
'I hung them in the closet next to my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Apparently, there is only so much awesome that universe can handle because the close proximity of these two wondrous apparel items caused my house to explode'.