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Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed.
'I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide'.
American flag pants
100% cotton American Flag Pants. Flag pants feature roomy thighs & tapered ankles
Stars and Stripes pattern for patriotic clothing
'I hung them in the closet next to my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Apparently, there is only so much awesome that universe can handle because the close proximity of these two wondrous apparel items caused my house to explode'.
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme
Warning - most of the reviews are definitely NSFW
'Fast and effective' hair removal gel cream for men.
'My calm and loving pet suddenly went from mans best friend to the hound of the Baskervilles in ten seconds flat. Rather frightened I released the hound into the hallway and out of the front door, with the most awful howling he vaulted the wall into the adjacent greyhound stadium he won first prize and I collected £500'.