20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

Summary: Some products for sale on Amazon generate reviews full of humor, wit, sarcasm and irony. We round up these examples of comedy gold comments for your entertainment.

TOPICS: After Hours

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  • Link cable

    Dedicated DENON LINK cable made of high-purity copper wire. Connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration.

    Sample review:

    While sitting at my desk today, I found myself back in the evening of Jaunary 6, 1980. There was no messy vortex nor any tingling sensation that came with the normal sorts of time travel. The transition was instantaneous!


  • UFO detector

    The UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.

    Sample review:

    Now I employ the UFO-02 Detector (by Images SI), and this puppy kicks into action before any of those little creeps can lay a long, slimy grey finger on me.

  • Tuscan Whole Milk

    1 Gallon Whole milk.

    Sample review:

    How do I drink thee? Let me count the ways.

    I drink thee to the depth each cuppeth found

    My soul search complete with Tuscan around

    For the ends of the Gallon bring sad days

    I drink thee whole, Milk; as my waistband frays

    Most quiet need, by a cookie drowned

    I drink thee freely, as others slim down

Topic: After Hours

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  • These do show one thing for sure...

    ...and that is that there are no lifeguards at the Gene Pool.
    • LOL, Gene Pool

      No running allowed and no diving in the shallow end.
  • OK, I'll admit

    The Horse Head Mask review caught ne totally off guard - I laughed at that one
    William Farrel
  • It's Not The Huge Ships I'm Worried About

    The little blighters are the worst. They lurk about on a crossing, wait for you to pass, then--POW! They're under your wheels, jamming up your suspension something awful. The repair bills alone, then there's cleaning off the blood--

    Wait, are we talking ships, or meteorites?