|This doesn't have to be your weekend.|
And, well, good for them.
But the vast majority of U.S. workers wonder if the notion of a disconnected vacation that is a decisive break, however brief, from their daily grinds has gone the way of the rotary phone.
It's not always their fault. Much blame lies in the blurred line between work and downtime that comes with the proliferation of both wireless technology and perks such as flexible scheduling and working from home. Some toil in workaholic environments with coworkers and bosses who so frequently check in from the beach, they threaten to make them look bad if they do not. Others have actually been instructed to keep their Blackberrys on them, so they can keep tabs on a project or release. Yet a good lot of these employees had great intentions when they set out on vacation to do nothing but sleep, play, eat and drink for seven days but fell prey to free wireless and checking email out of a nervous habit or a blinking phone they couldn't bring themselves to turn off.
The good news is, there's hope for everyone. The Web is full of innumerable tips on how to avoid being chained to your laptop while you should be hiking. Here are some of the best ones:
1. Schedule your vacation at the right time: Though a well-scheduled vacation to some is to find one that spans the two most hectic workweeks of the year, an IT professional looking to increase the odds that they will not be bugged by the office will pick a period of time either before a project really ramps up, after a big release or in the brief downtime between two projects.
2. Reduce the need to be contacted: In the weeks leading up to your vacation, you should do everything in your power to make sure that your bosses, managers, coworkers and clients have no reason to need you while you're gone. Let your coworkers know far in advance when you will be going away, so to limit the "Where's Bob? We need him!" the first Monday you are out. Leave them with copies of important emails and phone numbers, and set an Out of the Office Auto-Reply that reminds people where to go with their concerns in your absence. Warn coworkers of anything that might come up while you are away.
Being a tad paranoid and trying to think of everything doesn't mean you'll never get called by a needy boss, but it certainly reduces the legitimacy of the interruption.
3. If you must call in, schedule it: For some people, checking in once, and only once, during a week's vacation can be exactly what they need to help them relax better. If you're one of these people, or your job requires you to call in, it's worth it to actually put your phone call on a schedule viewable by managers and coworkers, so you can get the maximum out this sunbathing interruption.
This could be applied to email as well. John Halamka, a healthcare CIO, says that when he goes on vacation, he only checks his email before his family wakes up and after they go to sleep.
"When I return to the office, there is nothing waiting for me," explains Halamka. "A great vacation is one that is easy to return from."
4. Bury/burn/banish your PDA: As shocking as this might be to workers who are certain that their PDAs have grown surgically attached to their hands in recent years, one salient fact remains: Your Blackberry has an "OFF" button. You can hit it at any time and not miss any emails or important messages--they'll simply be waiting for you when you turn it back on. When it is off, you'll likely realize exactly how much of an interruption it is, likely having not gone more than an hour without looking at it in years. You might... hope you're sitting down for this... even feel like you're on vacation.
"Soon enough though you realize that your team back in the office is fully capable of handling any fires," writes senior vice-president of Fox Sports Interactive, Brian Grey, on his blog. "And you also realize how much more impactful your vacation can be when your head isn’t filled with problem solving exercises tethered to your work."
Can't bring yourself to do it on your own? You might even opt for a hotel that will do it for you.
5. If all else fails, go (or say you're going) far, far away: What's the difference between going to Tanzania versus Tampa for a week? Well, for one, the zebras. But for this conversation the sad fact is that you're a lot less likely to get a call from work if they believe that you're in East Africa than in on the west coast of Florida. So whether this drives you to pick a more far-flung vacation spot or just pretend to your office that you have is up to you, but it is worth considering the connectivity dichotomy before you do.