An egg MacMuffin to go?

I've heard of hot laptops before but this is just getting ridiculous.  Apparently this fellow can cook an egg on the bottom of his MacBook Pro.  It's no wonder they don't call these things "laptops" any more. 

Looks like I made a big mistake since this was actually a joke.  So the joke is actually on me, I was wrong about the Apple product and I apologize to Apple and Apple fans everywhere.