They killed Clippy... is OneCare next?

Tired at the end of the week? Why not tuck yourself into your, er, cubicle with this heartwarming (and slightly barking) fairytale from the good folks down at Microsoft.

Strangely absent from the story of Madeline the CEO is her uncomfortable encounter with OneCare, the bumbling, partially-sighted yet amusingly-named security ogre. For those who thought our recent editorial comment on OneCare was a bit harsh on Redmond, check out these comments from one of Microsoft's own security product managers... and weep.