The Incumbent: Chapter 47

The Incumbent: Chapter 47

Summary: It's an intricate web of murder plots, government conspiracies and rampant tanning. Oh, and the future of the entire nation.

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Jimi Jones felt very well rested. Whilst he had slept for some time in the call centre, that was a restless, 'I'm-about-to-die' kind of sleep. This time, he had wakened from the contented 'I've-just-had-the-best-sex-ever' kind of sleep. And, as a bonus, he opened his eyes to see Trisha Botherington lying next to him, her blonde hair splayed across the pillow, her moist lips ripe for kissing.

Her eyes opened, and a smile quickly grew across her face.

'Hello, lover,' she said.

Jones was faced with that male challenge of trying to empathise with whatever was upsetting her whilst gawping at her magnificent body.

It seemed an opportune moment for more sex, but Botherington seemed to have something on her mind.

'I have a surprise for you,' she said. 'I just need to get the newspaper.'

He watched as she slipped her naked body out from between the sheets and out of the room. Jones got out of bed and put on his boxer shorts and a T-shirt, then walked to the kitchen, yawning and stretching as he went.

It had been a surreal few days, and he wondered when life would start to settle down to some sort of normality. Whatever that normality was, he hoped Trisha Botherington would be part of it.

She joined him in the kitchen, still naked, but looking very disappointed. Jones was faced with that male challenge of trying to empathise with whatever was upsetting her whilst gawping at her magnificent body. It wasn't helped when she placed the paper down and bent over the kitchen table in front of him to read it.

'I don't understand it,' she said, quickly turning from one page to the next. 'There's nothing in here. Nothing at all.'

She explained how her interview with Duff had aired on Tomorrow Today the previous evening. The prime minister had given everything away — the whole scheme, including Holton-Lacey's Redundancy Plan.

'He told me everything. That's how I knew I needed to come and rescue you. Surely such a revelation would be front-page news?'

Jones had to agree that it was strange it hadn't been picked up.

'Producers at Channel Eight have always said the prime minister doesn't rate,' said Botherington, 'but you'd have to assume, with something of this magnitude...'

'Maybe the government is right to control everything. Clearly, we can't be trusted to make decisions — all we care about is reality TV.'

'Yes, I don't get it either,' said Jones, but he wondered whether it had been usurped by a bigger story. He turned back to the front page of the paper.

'Celebrity Butcher Given the Chop', ran the headline. It seemed nothing could get in the way of reality television, and Tomorrow Today was up against the hellishly popular show Make Me a Celebrity Now, in which six ordinary people were given a makeover and taught how to act like celebrities. The winner would be paid handsomely and be featured daily in news bulletins and the celebrity sections of the newspapers, for no readily apparent reason. It seems Spicer T McCloud had entered, and was assumed the favourite because nobody would have the nerve to vote him off. But last night, they did.

'Incredible,' said Botherington, throwing her arms in the air.

'Yes, it is,' said Jones. 'I was convinced he was going to win it.'

'Perhaps nobody cares what goes on in this country,' said Botherington. 'Maybe the government is right to try and control everything. Clearly, we can't be trusted to make our own decisions. It seems all we care about is reality television.'

The two sat for a moment, contemplating the shallowness of mankind.

'Well, I'm going to go in to VastTel today and see if I've still got a job,' said Jones.

'Or a company,' said Botherington. She assumed it would take a while to repair the damage from the angry crowds. 'And who is in charge now?' she asked.

Jones wasn't sure.

Topic: Telcos

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Phil Dobbie has a wealth of radio and business experience. He started his career in commercial radio in the UK and, since coming to Australia in 1991, has held senior marketing and management roles with Telstra, OzEmail, the British Tourist Authority and other telecommunications, media, travel and advertising businesses.

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