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Larry Dignan, Andrew Nusca and Rachel King

An ode to the family IT guy

By | January 23, 2012, 10:37am PST

Summary: Familiar with fixing technology for family members over the holiday? You’re not alone. McSweeney’s presents an epic, narrative ode to you: the tech-conquering hero.

ZDNet readers know what it’s like to be the family IT guy.

The holidays are only a month behind us, but chances are someone recently asked you how to transfer a file between devices, “hook” something “up,” or otherwise troubleshoot a gadget gone haywire. As the consumerization — and connection — of technology progresses ever forward, there are more things each year that you, dear tech-savvy family member, must fix.

Enjoy the slice of pumpkin pie; that’s all you’re getting, pal.

The humor magazine McSweeney’s recently published an ode — nay, an epic — to the family IT guy. And it is funny.

An excerpt:

The warrior darted out back over the mountains of National Geographic magazines and made haste to the Compaq Presario. He woke up Windows XP from sleep mode and deftly defeated twelve notifications to update Norton AntiVirus. With a resounding click he opened Internet Explorer 6 and gazed deep into its depths, past the Yahoo toolbar, the MSN toolbar, the Ask.com toolbar, and the AOL toolbar. And then did he see, at long last, that The Google did load.

You can read the full piece here. It’s a good way to start the work week.

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Andrew J. Nusca is associate editor of ZDNet and editor of SmartPlanet.

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Andrew J. Nusca is an associate editor at ZDNet and editor of SmartPlanet. As a journalist based in New York City, he has written for Popular Mechanics and Men's Vogue and his byline has appeared in New York magazine, The Huffington Post, New York Daily News, Editor & Publisher, New York Press and many others. He also writes The Editorialiste, a media criticism blog.

He is a New York University graduate and former news editor and columnist of the Washington Square News. He is a graduate of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism. He has been named "Howard Kurtz, Jr." by film critic John Lichman despite having no relation to him. He lives in his native Philadelphia with his wife, cat and Boston Terrier.

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Talkback Most Recent of 7 Talkback(s)

  • RE: An ode to the family IT guy
    thanks for sharing that made my day
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    cybrtitan
    23rd Jan
  • funny
    Funny I just tell family I own Apple and they never ask for help... no one owns macs! and Macs just work happy
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    Hasam1991
    23rd Jan
  • Doesn't work for everyone
    @Hasam1991
    My area of expertise has been UNIX for nearly 17 years but I'm still asked to solve Windows problems (a high percentage of them are malware). Once you have "guru" stamped on your forehead, it tends to follow you whereever you go.

    Then again, maybe I'm just too nice.

    BTW: I've always found Mac problems (when they occur) to be the most mystifying of all....then when you figure them out, you feel stupid.
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    John L. Ries
    23rd Jan
  • Really? I am asked to fix everything
    @Hasam1991
    from TV hookups, to cable boxes; hickuping XP machines and crashing Macs.
    For something "that just works" why do I spend time fixing Apple products?
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    William Farrel
    23rd Jan
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    klumper
    23rd Jan
  • RE: An ode to the family IT guy
    Just yesterday fixed a DSL modem/wireless router/get-netflix-streamed-to-the-new-tv for our neighbor. The funny thing is the guy from the local "landline" phone company had just set this up. It could never have worked the way it was configured. He got money (salary). I got some homemade soup and a hug.
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    codougd
    23rd Jan
  • RE: An ode to the family IT guy
    @codougd

    You got paid better. Fixing the neighbor's stuff got you a lot more than just the hug and soup. Good, caring neighbors are priceless.
    ZDNet Gravatar
    benched42
    23rd Jan

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