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Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac

By | August 24, 2010, 3:00am PDT

Summary: A love story with a bittersweet end…Ubuntu goes to the friend zone for me.

It started with harmless flirtations with Windows 7.  I mean, come on, it was pretty, fast, stable, and popular. I love Ubuntu, but I’m only human, right? I’m in a committed relationship, but I’m not dead. And have you seen Windows 7’s friend? Her name is Office 2010 and, well, let’s just say that there are things that she can do that none of Ubuntu’s friends can match.

Is it just me, or is it getting a little warm in here?

No harm in looking, though. That’s what I always say. And then I can always come home to Ubuntu. She’s never given me a virus or communicable disease, she’s completely dependable, and she can just go and go and go like a little Energizer bunny. Or penguin. Sure, she’s put on a little bit of weight in the last couple years, but so have I and Ubuntu has never looked askance at the extra inches I can pinch. I can trust her and a little bit of bloat is really just extra functionality in her case.

Lucky for me, she even encouraged an open relationship. One night she gave me root and let me install VirtualBox so that I could hang out with Windows 7 and Office 2010 whenever I wanted. They didn’t smoke my processors quite the way they did running natively, but that was OK. They tended to get around a bit when they lived on their own, so it was nice to be able to keep them safely tucked away in a virtual machine.

Ubuntu had a nice family, too. Desktop (that’s her name) introduced me to Server and Netbook Remix and we had the best times. In fact, Server and I became such good friends that he and I could hang out round the clock. The guy never got tired, never asked to crash, just kept serving up web pages and files with nary a complaint. No matter what happens between Desktop and me, Server will always be a fast friend.

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Chris Dawson writes ZDNet's Education IT blog. He is a freelance writer and consultant with years of experience in educational technology and web-based systems. In 2011, he became the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., a virtual classroom and learning network SaaS provider.

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Christopher Dawson

Christopher Dawson is the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., by day and a freelance writer and educational technology consultant by night. Well, most of his colleagues at WizIQ are based in India, so really he's working with them whenever he can stay awake. He has worked for his local school district as a teacher and technology director, for the Johns Hopkins University School of Public Health, and for Biogen, Inc. (now Biogen-IDEC, Inc.). He has also consulted with STATNet and Cytyc Corporation and retains close ties with X2 Development Corporation (now owned by Follett Software, the supplier of the student information system he administered for several years). Follett is paying him a monthly honorarium to act as a presenter for their "SIS Voices for Student Achievement" community (he produces occasional blog posts and hosts a monthly webinar on the use of student information systems to inform data-driven instruction and school-wide change. He regularly purchases and/or recommends Dell hardware. This is because Dell makes good hardware and has truly committed itself to education in innovative ways, particularly with their "Connected Classroom" initiative. It isn't because he has dealings with the company through his role at WizIQ (which he does) or because they have provided him with long-term loans of a variety of equipment for in-depth testing (which they have). Intel (reference designer for the Classmate PCs he has implemented in his local schools) has provided him with long-term loans of Classmate PCs for testing, as have Dell and Lenovo with their educational offerings. He may report on any of these companies as his experiences with them have direct bearing on educational technology; positive reports are not necessarily an endorsement and he receives no direct financial compensation from these companies or any others. Intel paid all expenses for his attendance at the 2009 Intel Classmate PC Ecosystem Summit which he attended as the sole representative of the technology press. He was invited to attend in 2010 but his wife would have killed him if he spent 3 days in Vegas geeking out and left her home alone with a new baby. Acer provided him with a 50% discount on an Aspire One netbook in early 2009 after he tested it for 30 days through their educational seed program. He liked the netbook at the time but it has since broken and sits unused in his office. Canonical sent him Ubuntu lanyards, t-shirts, and mousepads for his kids. He stole one of the lanyards and proudly hangs his keys from it and occasionally features his 8-year old wearing an oversized Ubuntu t-shirt on his Facebook profile. Gunnar Optiks sent him a pair of computer glasses to evaluate for a holiday gift guide. He is wearing them now as he types this because they never asked for them back and they rock out loud. Seriously - they work brilliantly and make it much easier to spend 20 hours a day staring at an LCD. If they ever asked for them back, he would fork over the $99 and buy a pair. Microsoft gave him 2 free copies of Office 2010 professional, a desktop clock, and a useless book on Office 2010 when he attended the launch of Office/Sharepoint 2010. He occasionally uses the SharePoint lanyard they gave him instead of the Ubuntu lanyard for his keys, but feels dirty afterwards. Adobe provided him with a pre-release version of the CS5 Master Collection for evaluation and ultimately provided a full, licensed copy for ongoing testing of educational applications of this admittedly expensive software. Like the Gunnars, if the license expires or they come out with CS6, he'd actually go out and buy it himself. Which is saying something, because he's actually pretty cheap. Any other companies wishing to send him cool things to evaluate, wear, or otherwise adorn his kids are more than welcome to; he promises to disclose it here if he keeps any of the stuff. Finally, because WizIQ is a virtual classroom and learning network provider, Chris, as VP of Marketing, frequently interacts with, seeks out deals with, and directly or indirectly competes with a whole lot of LMS, SIS, and other Education 2.0 companies. In general, he'll limit his reporting about these companies to news that does not impact his relationship with them or with WizIQ. If he reports on them, it's because what they are doing is newsworthy or worth the attention of his readers and not because he's trying to broker some deal, damage competition, or otherwise advance his position in his day job. LMS and SIS companies, along with other online learning communities, are a pretty important part of Ed Tech. If he stops reporting on them completely, there won't be a whole lot left. He'll be sure to call out any overt conflicts of interest if they are unavoidable. Finally, Follett Software Company pays him a little tiny honorarium every month to present on their SIS Voices webinars and to write the occasional blog or discussion thread for them. Since Follett recently bought X2 (maker of an awesome web-based SIS that Chris just happened to have used, served in advisory groups for, and frequently reported on), this is probably also worth disclosing.

Biography

Christopher Dawson

Christopher Dawson grew up in Seattle, back in the days of pre-antitrust Microsoft, coffeeshops owned by something other than Starbucks, and really loud, inarticulate music. He escaped to the right coast in the early 90's and received a degree in Information Systems from Johns Hopkins University. While there, he began a career in health and educational information systems, with a focus on clinical trials and related statistical programming and database modeling. This focus led him to several positions at Johns Hopkins, a couple-year stint in private industry, teaching high school math and technology, and 2 years as the technology director for his local school district. Most recently, he started his own consulting business and is now the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., a virtual classroom and learning network provider. He lives with his wife, five kids (yes, 5), 2 dogs, and a hateful cat in a small town in north-central Massachusetts. Although he is no longer teaching, his roles with WizIQ and ZDNet allow him to continue helping students and teachers add value to education with technology rather than merely adding to the bottom line.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
gibreel Updated - 24th Aug 2010
I was an Ubuntu fan for half a decade. Mid XP to Vista battle. Windows 7 brought me back to Windows. To tell you the truth Photoshop did, but it was never an enough reason to revert back to Windows. 7 is perky and runs Photoshop full blown.

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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
dontfear 24th Aug 2010
Don't anthropomorphize operating systems. They hate it when you do that.
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NonZealot 24th Aug 2010
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
radsdau@... 25th Aug 2010
@dontfear ditto
having these discussions. Actually, OSX and Ubuntu is the reason whey Windows 7 is much better. Microsoft figured out they could not continue with the crap.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
Michael Kelly 24th Aug 2010
@DonnieBoy

Actually I would say Vista's poor public image and the rise of non-PC internet devices had more to do with MS getting its butt in gear.
and OSX, MS could have taken its own sweet time with an upgrade, and they would have not had to worry about bloat. And, yes, the rise of non-PC internet devices is also backing MS into a corner and forcing them to fight for their life (actually innovate for a change).
decent OS is that the Linux offerings (Ubuntu in particular) have gotten so good. Of course let us not forget about OSX! And, let us not forget how unix based OSes are now kicking ass in Mobile. Pretty embarrassing to be seen with a trashy Windows phone these days.
the truth is that negative publicity did that, not Linux in any way.

Or will you claim that Ubuntu was the reason that Micrsoft created Windows 2000 after the poor reception of WindowsMe?
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
seaowl 28th Oct 2010
@Mister Spock Ummmm, on a Windows 2000 box:
D:\> winver
Windows NT 5.0

IIRC Win XP, which was the real successor to Win ME was NT 5.1
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Ubuntu is not fun?
OS Reload Updated - 24th Aug 2010
@honeymonster

Well, sorry to disappoint you but an OS (any OS) is supposed to be useful not fun. Applications might be fun not the OS.

Its value lies solely in its ability to help make your hardware useful and if you find **any** OS to be mildly fun then there must be something very wrong with you.

P.S. I just now realized that you associate OSs with religion. Tells a lot about you, does it not?

P.S2. People who write or contribute to build an OS (think Linux) will probably find it fun. That's natural, it's their child, they love it. Now when someone just buys a license from a mega corporation and publicly proclaims his love for it... hmm... that's frightening.
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not fun?
Tony T3 24th Aug 2010
@OS Reload
I do not think it is up to us to tell another person whether an OS (or a car, for that mater) is " supposed to be" fun. ymmv
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
msandersen 24th Aug 2010
@OS Reload
I can't quite decide if you are sarcastic, it sounds like it, coz it's a bit like a Catholic nun with her ruler slapping her palm telling a student that learning is not supposed to be fun. Heaven forbid! Turn off those graphical effects and go back to the drudgery of the commandline, young man! Recite your Tables!
Goes to your point of religion, too. And yes, far too many people have a religious view of an OS; they become Missionaries or Jihadis in their cause, going forth to recruit the Unbelievers or castigate the Sinners, and like most fanatics, they do so with a half-baked and twisted understanding of their beliefs. It used to be Macolytes. In recent years it's Linux fanatics, going by various derogative terms I won't repeat.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
Loverock Davidson 24th Aug 2010
You know linux is in bad shape when one of its biggest proponents ditches it. I can't say if Windows is better than OS X or vice versa, but I do know you'll be much happier the more you move away from linux. Less hassles, less configurations and compilings.
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@Loverock Davidson

... don't you feel like Forrest Gump in a physics class about String Theory and the LHC?

You do huh? I figured you would. Now enjoy, even if you can't understand the slightest of it.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
Loverock Davidson 24th Aug 2010
@OS Reload
Do you even know what your talking about?
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OS Reload 24th Aug 2010
and you don't even suspect how much!!!

Now go play with your rubber toys.
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Very, very, clever, Chris! I like it ...
mwagner@... 24th Aug 2010
Ironically, the thing that makes Ubuntu so attractive is exactly what makes it unattractive.

There isn't enough money in it to make it profitable to support it. Without support, ISVs (who also need to make a living) are not terribly interested in porting their code to it.

All this does is leave Ubuntu (and her cousins) out in the cold UNLESS:

1) you have a very special job for her
2) you can support her on your own
3) you can meet your needs wth her open-source tools
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Chris reminds me of Hugh Grant
OS Reload Updated - 24th Aug 2010
@mwagner@...

Hugh caught by the police having payed sex with an ugly woman on the backseat of a car because she was willing to do things that beautiful women who loved Hugh would never do.
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But, but... He wasn't having sex...
Wolfie2K3 24th Aug 2010
@OS Reload
Sheesh... Don't you know? Oral sex is NOT having sex. Bill Clinton proved as much.
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But what she does, she does very well!
mwagner@... 24th Aug 2010
She will do exactly what you ask her to do (nothing more, nothing less) but she will do it quickly and efficiently.
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fatman65535 25th Aug 2010
@mwagner@...

Unlike Windows, she will not let the bad guys slip in via the `back door`.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
xaverine 3rd Oct 2010
@fatman65535
nice one... I am laughing my head off.
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Why would you cheat on Ubuntu Chris?
OS Reload Updated - 24th Aug 2010
Why why ???

Here's the answer.

Watch out Chris, you might be caught. Remember what happened to Hugh Grant in June 1995 so be careful out there.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
lelandhendrix@... 24th Aug 2010
I love this article. I have experienced these feelings but this is BRILLIANT writing to support what is usually a contentious topic.

I've used the three OSs listed, and like them all.

But I'll say after living a year in a home with all these platforms, if I ever get frustrated out of my mind about getting something to happen, when throwing in the towel I pick up the MacBook Pro and within a moment skies are blue.
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You'll be back
ngrover 24th Aug 2010
After the honeymoon is over and Apple starts ruling your computing experience with an iron fist, you'll come running back to Ubuntu..... and she'll forgive you, no questions asked.
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There is nothing to be forgotten
OS Reload 24th Aug 2010
@ngrover

Chris does not owe Ubuntu a cent and that's the beauty of it. With Ubuntu the user is in command and he owes his OS nothing.

Now Apple... don't even get me started, only North Korea compares to it.
You are a disappointment. Be happy playing in Steve Kim Jung Il Jobs walled garden, enjoy it before your beloved leader kicks you out.
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RE: Cheating on Ubuntu with a Mac
Playdrv4me Updated - 24th Aug 2010
"Ill even get rid of Netbook Remix - I never really liked him anyway."

This just turned into a Jerry Springer episode.
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Tax Deductible is not a profit
Tom6 25th Aug 2010
Tax deductible effectively means you either
1. dont pay tax, or get a reduced rate, on an amount spent or
2. get a small percentage of money back on an amount you have spent.

Effectively this reduces the amount you spend but the expense is still there. Think about "buy one get one free" offers. If you can already get something for free or don't want the thing in the first place then why would you spend money buying the one in order to get a 2nd one free? Also think about those deals where you get money back on an empty bottle. Would you buy a full bottle of something you don't want just in order to get a little money back on the empty?

Sorry i realise the article was written as a humorous piece and it did make me laugh. Something to brighten a wet rainy old day here, thanks happy
Regards from
Tom happy
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The Netbooks did it
barence773 25th Aug 2010
in the beginning, Netbooks ran Linux. Many of them ran Ubuntu Linux, and they worked great. So great that Microsoft panicked. They convince OEMs and consumers that they wanted Windows, and gave away WinXP so that netbooks could have Windows. Now it is nearly impossible to find a netbook running Linux.

But Ubuntu still kicks ass on the netbook. I just bought a Samsung N150, which came with Win7 Starter. I waited most of an hour for the netbook to become useable, but it just sat there installing Samsung's bloatware. So I grabbed a USB stick, burned a copy of Ubuntu Netbook Remix onto it, and installed that on the netbook. Now I have a fast, reliable OS, with OpenOffice and all the other great GNU/Linux software available. Thank goodness!
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xaverine 3rd Oct 2010
@barence773
Linux lost the netbook market by far (to XP) but they are winning the smart phone and tablet/pad market... go Android!
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