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The top 10 geek sins that will get your geek card revoked

By | October 22, 2010, 6:00am PDT

Summary: Here are 10 of the worst transgressions for any geek. Doing any one of these will put your geek credentials at risk. Do two of them and your geek card immediately gets revoked.

TechRepublic has previously talked about some of the things you can do to increase your geek cred. Naturally, there are also some things that can hurt your geek cred. In fact, we’ve put together a list of 10 of the worst transgressions for any geek. Doing any one of these will put your geek credentials at risk. Do two of them and your geek card immediately gets revoked.

You can view our list in two forms. You’ll find the simple list below, or you can check it out in slideshow format with the accompanying visuals.

10. Admitting that you like iTunes

Sure, it’s convenient for buying music and media in one place and syncing it to an iPod or iPhone, but iTunes has a draconian DRM system (still in place for media), makes it difficult to manage your library on multiple systems, and it started out as one of the worst pieces of bloatware ever built. And, it hasn’t gotten much better.

9. Not knowing the difference between binary and hexadecimal

Binary is the basis of all computing and is simply composed of zeros and ones. Hexadecimal is a 16-digit numeric system — based on numbers 0-9 and letters A-F — that represents binary in a more friendly way. Know the difference.

8. Not knowing what MMORPG stands for

Even if you don’t play games (or rarely play) you should know that an MMORPG is a “massively multiplayer online role-playing game,” also known as the alternate reality for geeks. The biggest one is World of Warcraft (WoW), a cultural phenomenon with over 12 million subscribers.

7. Loving your cable or telecom company

Geeks built the Internet. Geeks live on the Internet. Geeks love the Internet. However, the companies that bring us the Internet to our homes and offices — the telecoms and cable companies — are doing everything they can to wall it off, manipulate it for their own financial gain, and stop geeks from using it so much. For as long as they do that, they will remain at war with the geekosphere.

6. Not knowing the name of the book that Blade Runner was based on

Blade Runner is one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time. If you’re a true geek, you’ve seen it multiple times. But, not only that, you also know that it’s based on Philip K. Dick’s “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?” which is one of the best-titled stories in all of literature and an absolute classic in science fiction.

5. Confusing Star Wars and Star Trek

If someone mentions a Wookie and a Klingon and you’re not sure which one was part of the Star Wars universe and which one belongs to the Star Trek milieu, you are definitely not a geek.

4. Believing the “free” in open source refers to price

Repeat after me, “Open source does not mean it doesn’t cost anything.” Sure, some open source software is freely available to download at no cost. But, that’s not a requirement of open source. There is plenty of open source software that requires a fee. When open source talks about “free” software, they are referring to “free” as in “freedom.” It is freedom from overreaching licensing agreements. You’ll also hear this concept referred to as “Gratis verses Libre.”

3. Defending Facebook for its privacy transgressions

Look, Facebook is lucky the entire geekosphere hasn’t dropped it like a bad habit after all of the crap they’ve pulled in changing and violating their own lackluster privacy policies. Leo Laporte nearly led a geek revolt out of Facebook in May 2010. The only thing that prevented it was lack of a viable alternative.

2. Taking something into Geek Squad to get fixed

Best Buy’s Geek Squad has a few legitimate geeks on staff; however, too many of their technicians are completely clueless and can do more harm than good to your equipment. Besides, if you’re geek, just geek-up, open up the case, and fix it yourself. (Exception: It’s acceptable to go to the Geek Squad counter to exchange a DOA device that is still under warranty. Just don’t let us catch you asking for advice.)

1. Buying a paper computer book at Barnes & Noble

In 1999, if you wanted to quickly learn more about HTML or Exchange 5.5 or Apache or how to earn CCNA certification, you’d typically make a quick trip to your nearest book superstore like Barnes & Noble or Borders and comb through the huge selection of computer books. However, this is 2010. Any computer book you find at a bookstore is at least six months out of date. Almost everything you need to know is available on the web for free or in ebook format that you can quickly download to your laptop or tablet. Buying a dead-tree tome about a new technology is an immediate tip-off that your geek credentials are in question.

This article was originally published on TechRepublic.

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A geek has to know what "Geek" means
CyberAngel 25th Oct 2010
but you can always google it and "Bing",
you have found it! Yahoo!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa....
Cylon Centurion 22nd Oct 2010
Where the paragraph that describes the fanboism to use "M$" "Microsucks" "Micro$haft", etc...?
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Let's not be so exclusive
use_what_works_4_U 22nd Oct 2010
@Cylon Centurion 0005
What about CrApple and Linsux!
Surely we are evolved enough to include everyone! happy
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Master Joe Says...Agreed
MasterJoe 22nd Oct 2010
@macadam Fanboys are fanboys. If you want to see a piece on those who favor Microsoft, you have to admit that thsoe who do the same to Apple, Linux, Android, the iPhone, or whatever else the same. Anyone who believes that any company is ultimately good or bad, and that everything they do is such, is not only a fanboy, but not too bright. THAT is why their geek license should be revoked.

--Master Joe
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Thanks Joe
use_what_works_4_U 22nd Oct 2010
@MasterJoe

Absolutely. My tagline notwithstanding I am happily platform agnostic seeking only the right tool for the job as I perform it. We all have our biases, but blind faith in any person, product, or corporation is just that - blind.
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That's what I had meant.
Cylon Centurion 23rd Oct 2010
@macadam

I just didn't feel like writing out all the different combinations of these play on words. happy
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bs
banned from zdnet 22nd Oct 2010
itunes worst software? what a load of bs. who says that jason? you? the apple hating blogosphere? newsflash: itunes is happily used by 100s of millions of people around the world. and they are perfectly fine with it because it is by far the best media organizing and synching tool available, with a lot of feature others can't match. the genius feature alone is - well genius.

and draconian drm? pulzee. there is none. except for movies and tv shows and every single store that sells this content has to enforce the very same drm rules the content owners demand. every other store or website.

so jason, what a load of bs. is this phoney "itunes is so bad meme" really necessary for your geek cred?
then the list makes sense.
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Zune software is superior
Cylon Centurion 22nd Oct 2010
@banned from zdnet

And comes without the bloat happy
@Cylon Centurion 0005
And comes without the bloat

Yeah but it comes with a Zune. wink
@Tigertank There is that.
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re: Zune software is superior
athurman@... 22nd Oct 2010
But then it also comes from Microslop
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RE: Zune software is superior
NormalC 25th Oct 2010
@Tigertank, fairportfan,

I have had a Zune for 3 years and love it. Way better than my iPod.
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Try running the Windows version
use_what_works_4_U 22nd Oct 2010
@banned from zdnet
Even the Mac version has gotten bloated and slow, but the Windows version just plain sucks.
@macadam True Apple lovers think that's a plus, not a problem.
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No
use_what_works_4_U 22nd Oct 2010
@fairportfan
No, many true Apple lovers think that's a tragedy. It makes Apple look bad and it leaves us wishing for something better.

What you are referring to are rabid Apple Fanbois. I know, I used to be one.
@banned from zdnet The only people who like iTunes are the ones who haven't tried anything else
@davidhayes "The only people .." at what grade did you give up on school?
@davidhayes If WinAmp could sync my iPod I would have never touched iTunes... But alas, the iPod was a nice gift that I enjoy using, so iTunes I must endure... le sigh.
@jmwells21 I've used winamp to sync ipods.
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@davidhayes I might have to disagree for as much as i don't like itunes (took me an hour to export a simply contact list from an iphone)...Computer illiteracy gives it a plus!
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Exactly Right
Stoshie 23rd Oct 2010
@davidhayes Note the criticism aimed at you doesn't address your point. That is because you are entirely correct.
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pulzee? (nt)
kidtree 22nd Oct 2010
@banned from zdnet (nt)
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@banned from zdnet Even just the concept... I should sync my mobile media with only 1 pc OR laptop? if that computer dies, I loose my (rather expensive) content? Media isn't locked just to your iTunes account, it's locked to your computer? If I'm away from my computer and I want to download content, I have to resync and scrub my device? what a heap of ****...

A good media player/library should be light and responsive and not bog down your computer. A good media player should be codec extend-able and maybe have a plugin system for customizing and extending it's feature-set.

A good media player should work as a USB mass storage device (a nice well established standard that more such devices use, than not). They should support a variety of codecs and not transcode your media to get it onto the device, this is all about maximizing vendor-lockin and profits (sacrifice hardware/firmware development for cheaper software development, ensuring that noone else can access your device and still market and price your product as if it's some kind of premium hardware, instead of a p.o.s. 1 trick pony), humorously most people don't even know that iPods can't play mp3s. Also your media should be stored in an easily accessible, easily transferable format, that can be accessed and updated using standard, readily available software. Anything less, in this geek's frank opinion, is a heap of crap.
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Where to begin
use_what_works_4_U Updated - 22nd Oct 2010
@blakjak.au
First, iPods can and do play MP3s. I do it every single day.

Second, iPods can be configured to be used as USB mass storage very easily (in iTunes which is not good but possible). I do it every day with 4th and 5th gen iPods as well as my last-gen Nano. I've done it with 1st and 2nd gen iPod shuffles, too. The iPhone won't, that is true, and I don't know about the iPod Touch.

Third, you don't lose your content if your computer dies unless you are stupid enough not to maintain a backup of your own data. You do backup, right? A little personal responsibility here?

Fourth, the media is not limited to one computer, the iPod is. That sucks, but you can play your video on up to (I believe) 5 PCs and since Apple dumped the DRM from their iTunes music files, those files are unlimited. Incidentally, Apple has been on record for years that they would like to ditch DRM altogether and that DRM doesn't work anyway. One example is here http://www.apple.com/hotnews/thoughtsonmusic/

I don't disagree with the concept that iTunes is badly written software that has gotten worse over time. I didn't even like it when I was a Mac Genius. But really, your "facts" are not even close to being accurate. Get a clue, then come back and make a good argument. There are certainly no small number of legitimate gripes you could have made.
@blakjak.au

Yeah! What you said!
@macadam I agree with everything you've said, except for the part where you said that Apple has removed DRM from music files.
A friend wanted to use songs purchased from the iTunes store (and not even the newest hits... we're talking about Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, etc here) to make a video collage. Windows Movie Maker (the only video program they have) wouldn't import those tracks, after she had paid for some of them twice! The fix? Downloaded the same tracks from Limewire, and/or youtube- converted the video files to mp3s, and they worked just fine...
It would be cool if Apple would do away with DRM, though. Or, did you mean all NEW tracks don't have DRM?
www.dfwsupergeek.com
@banned from zdnet

You seriously LIKE iTombs??!!! Turn in your geek card, right now!
@banned from zdnet I wouldn't say "Happily". I would call the avereage non mac user as "coerced" into using iTunes only to support their iDevice. ITunes is the only thing between me an an iPad or iPhone. Both these are slick pieces of tech but the fact they are saddled with a resource hog, bug riddled, DRM enhancing piece of crapware called iTunes is what keeps them out of my hands and off my network.
@banned from zdnet : And the Genuis features make you....a...idiot?
@banned from zdnet I'm not a fanboy- but IMHO, Norton software is the worst.... Or are we just talking about iTunes-type software.
PS... Hate is a strong word... how about "burned out on iTunes, and have found a better alternative?"
www.dfwsupergeek.com
Ban computers TEchnology is all bad
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Is the eleventh sin "digital dyslexia gibberish typography"? What is: ?Do Android of Dream Electric Sheep,??
@fpmike@...
He meant to write "Do Electric Sheep of Androids Dream"
;=]
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"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
jacarter3 22nd Oct 2010
@General Chat

is the actual book title by Philip K. Dick ...
@General Chat
Best comment today! Thanks for the laugh!
@General Chat Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!
@General Chat Confusing Rick Deckard with Yoda is a worse GeekOffence(TM) than confusing Star Wars with Star Trek, IMHO at least... Deckard may be taciturn, but he doesn't suffer from Object Subject Verb word order.
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@fpmike@...
It's the name of a book, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". So he pressed the comma key instead of the question mark key". Typo. Bad, Bad Editor...
Found it pretty informative .. clarified why geeks find themselves sitting alone in a bar talking to only other geeks. I had thought it was personal hygiene but now it 's obviously just mental lock up.
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Yes
use_what_works_4_U 22nd Oct 2010
@781lc
You get my vote for most insightful comment.
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Missed a couple....
thofts 22nd Oct 2010
11. Dating (a girl) ((if a guy))
12. Moving out of Mom's basement
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Your card, please.
rarsa Updated - 22nd Oct 2010
@thofts

Your card, please, You are confusing geeks with nerds. Some are both, but not necessarily.
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Here's another one or two
jacarter3 22nd Oct 2010
1] Admitting you admire Steve Ballmer

2] Admitting you like Steve Jobs
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@jacarter3 One of these things is not like the other one...
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Loose your geek card?
rarsa 22nd Oct 2010
Most of the things listed may mean that you NEVER had a geek card. Really:

binary vs. hexadecimal?
MMORPG?
free vs. Free?

I think it would be embarrassing for someone to call her/him self a geek if they didn't know those.
I am not even a supergeek and only failed the Blade runner test. Where do I take my card to be revoked sad.
@rarsa TOTALLY agree! happy I also failed Blade Runner test, but knew the Star Trek & star Wars test, even though I don't feel that qualifies ANYTHING but 1980s "wanna-belongers". I wrongly commented that I don't like them, which isn't actually true. I just don't feel they should be on the list. In Cybertown, our 3D community, I collect Trekkie & all alien or space stuff, but really, only guys go around spouting that drool about it being so important. Maybe when they were young & wanted to belong, it was. Maybe.
@skye_hook@... Are you saying you don't still have your Star Wars guys?
I have a 1977 Big Head Han Solo I'd part with if the price was right- happy
@rarsa It may be kind of forgivable to have failed the Blade Runner test if it was before your time. (I saw it 24 times, I think...) I think you can brush up on it and keep your card by watching it though! I know it's out there for download! happy
Really where does ZDnet come up with this stuff..... I'm sure they are filled with lots-o-geeks working for them. If this is the best they can do please, revoke there geek card ASAP.

And for not knowing what book Blade Runner was from heck I seen the movie it was ok, geek nope, prefer Star Wars more then B.R....

And most of this junk is not even valid to identify yourself as a geek in the first place. A true geek is the one that can set in front of a computer and make it do what they want it do regardless of the OS on it. That's what makes a Geek a Geek, but not a Nerd. lol
@Azmodan_(SiN) So you use Linux, huh? lol:) I'm not a Geek, but I say Geeks can reserve the right to NOT deal with any OS they choose not to. They are still human, with preferences, & have a right to deal with whatever they want. Knowing all about Linux just makes one a Linux fan. Ok, maybe you are talking about a Mac, but somehow, ... well, more Linux fans say the kinda thing you did. If I'm wrong, I heartily apologize. If not, well, at least you participated in comments. happy BTW, did u ever use the name Asmodeous? I used to kinda know one. Great guy.
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A geek has to know what "Geek" means
CyberAngel 25th Oct 2010
but you can always google it and "Bing",
you have found it! Yahoo!

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