Dust and dog hair

Summary: Have you ever worked in an office building? They tend to be fairly blissful places to work in the summer time.

Have you ever worked in an office building? They tend to be fairly blissful places to work in the summer time. Of course, if given the choice, I'd be "working" on the beach with a margarita on one knee and a laptop on the other. But if you must work somewhere during the summer, an office building isn't a bad place to be since it's usually air-conditioned.

HVAC systems translate to circulating air and often some sort of filtration system. This same filtration is happily going on throughout the winter as the heat keeps you warm. The cleaning staff in these buildings is not generally occupied with cleaning up vomit, either. All of which means that the average office building is a whole heck of a lot less dusty than the average school (or the average home, for that matter).

Which leads me to my wacky computer story of the day. My superintendent called me into his office noting that his laptop was unresponsive. A hard restart brought us to the POST a couple of times, but the laptop kept turning itself off. Although it was sitting in a dock unobstructed on a desk, the notebook was hot. Really hot. With a few mumbled words of reassurance about thermal protection mechanisms, I took the laptop back to my office and broke out the small vacuum I use for cleaning computers. It's a slick little Oreck that can be switched to a blower. I fired it up and hit the air intake, figuring the fan was a bit obstructed and was greeted with a dust cloud of epic proportions usually reserved for long-neglected servers.

Woops. OK, time to take it apart completely and see just how much dust I'd sprayed across the various internal components (Note to self: only use vacuum mode from now on, especially on the boss's laptop). As the various modules came out, so did more dust and a fair amount of dog hair. No wonder the CPU overheated.

This really isn't bad after the ant colony I removed from a teacher laptop a couple of years ago, but it was remarkably dirty. Far dirtier than one might have expected from an 18-month old laptop. Desktop PCs that sit under a teacher's desk? Sure, those won't be pretty, but a plain old laptop? Welcome to Dust Central. There's another job for the techs this summer: laptop cleanings, whether it looks like they need them or not. With a vacuum.

Topics: Laptops, Hardware

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  • funk and hair

    The boss had me fix a New hired person's computer.
    It was a laptop. Couldn't have been 8 months old.
    Keys dirty and sticky
    Fan full of hair, about half a cat.
    I used alcohol, canned air, fingernail polish remover, three rags, windex and bleach to actually clean that computer. I could not get the smell off my hands .
    I handed the computer back to the new hire and the new hire said "yeah my husband is going to be mad... for the last 3 months he has rested his feet on that thing."
    !!!!!!!!!!

    What?
    TruXter
    • We should do a horror stories series

      I'd say that we get more than our share of crazy tech support calls :)
      mrdatahs
    • funk and hair

      DUDE, you didn't have to go their!! That last part was nasty!! That is as bad as one of the company officer where I used to work. He used to cut his toe nails on his desk!!!! But not as bad as the computer that I cleaned that was infested with roaches!!!! And I don't mean the kind you can smoke!!! Yeah, I guess if you are a tech then you have to pretty much deal Horror box from h311 every once in a while.
      enawn
  • When did you break into my house????

    The title of your blog got me today...fotflmao
    waytoobusyforthisnonsense
  • Should be a link to report inappropriate comments

    NT
    kferraro@...
    • Thank you, that was quick.

      NT
      kferraro@...
  • RE: Dust and dog hair

    And in the spirit of the story I can only say cat pee. Been there, done that.
    kferraro@...
  • Scientists are WORSE

    Back in the days of steam-powered computers (ca. 1986), I worked at a gov't research station as a Sysadmin/programmer. Because I was onsite, I was the goto guy for all the typical hardware ills and failures.

    What I wanted most was to teach the staff not to stroke their beards while they mused in front of their computer screens. (All scientists MUST have a beard or they don't let you in the club.)

    Those were the days when a replacement IBM keyboard was a day's salary for a good man or woman. There did not seem to be any quick and easy way to remove all that short, oily hair from jammed up keyboards. UGH.

    Then again recapping all the keys incorrectly was one of my revenge strategies. Installing those little chips from singing greeting cards on the num-lock or caps-lock LEDs was a real riot. (Hint: I needed to filter the LED power with an electrolytic capacitor.)

    Oh, and the easiest solution for dirty environments was to run desktop & tower PCs with the mobo component side down. Looks silly but we could go from weekly failures to a couple a year.
    ramjetwiebe
  • RE: Dust and dog hair

    My PC at home has had the fan replaced TWICE due to dust and dog hair. Primarily dog hair - I have a lab who sheds year round. Thank goodness for my son's roommate, who generously repairs my poor overheated computer. What is that little vaccum cleaner you use and where do I get one?
    mtormey@...
  • RE: Dust and dog hair

    In my two decades of experience with PCs in a high traffic/dusty environment, my first line of defense is GET ANYTHING WITH A FAN AS HIGH OFF THE GROUND AS POSSIBLE! Unbelieveable how much dust gets kicked around two feet off the ground by people walking around. We never see it, as our eyes are 5+ feet off the ground. I try to put desktops on top of desks, or high nearby shelves in really bad areas.
    brewakeg