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Summary: Remember Wily Coyote? He's the Roadrunner's nemesis, chasing him out off the cliff's edge.

TOPICS: Microsoft

Remember Wily Coyote? He's the Roadrunner's nemesis, chasing him out off the cliff's edge. Then there's that exquisite moment where he stands on thin air, about to realize he's got nothing. That's Microsoft, folks.

IMing with Dan Farber, who's up in Redmond for the SMBusiness Summit, he disagrees, saying the crash won't happen right now, given how slow customers change. From the GooChat:

MS is banking on that....and this major push... going after the mid-market (which means no small do it yourself and not enterprise with lots of resources, but the giant middle that is a little of both) will be an attempt to leverage the fact that most of those businesses have Office and the way to win them over is to deliver simple solutions that leverage Office (including the servers)....make Office the hub for CRM, collaboration, dashboards, etc....connecting to other systems as needed by providing the familiar Office environment.

All of which makes perfect sense... in 2001. Back then, the world was divided up between Exchange and Domino, Outlook and Notes. Salesforce was a twinkle in Marc Benioff's eye, and Hailstorm was the view through Mark Lukovsky's rose-colored glasses. Back then, Mark told me:

It's a mistake to think of HailStorm as just a consumer service. HailStorm is a service for individuals, but we really don't care whether you're wearing your hat as an individual or your hat as a business entity. Most of the scenarios we've talked about to date have been focused on consumers. But, in fact, most of the technology in your life probably does dual duty. If you think about your PC at home, it probably gets used for home and work purposes. Your cell phone probably gets used for home and work purposes. So, you're already part of multiple networks of technology, and HailStorm can very easily span those two things.

 Of course, Lucovsky got the scenario right and the politics worng. Allchin killed the project but not the idea, which slowly escaped into the wild as Microsoft failed to stem the exodus down the coast toward Silicon Valley. As Dare Obasanjo so succinctly puts it (how does he stay unfired?):

The decisions that Microsoft has made over the past couple of years from abandoning feature work in Internet Explorer until Firefox became popular to a lot of the original intentions around the 3 pillars of Longhorn (Avalon, WinFS & Indigo) are the actions of a company that is more interested in protecting its market share than one that is trying to improve the lives of its customers by building great software.

The market share Allchin was protecting from Hailstorm was Office. No wonder Steve Ballmer went nuts last November when Lukovsky walked in tell him he was jumping to Google. But what did Steve have to offer Mark by way of deflecting the Google offer. Don't worry, we were just kidding. Hailstorm it is, we'll fire Raikes instead.

What Google had to offer was Gmail, a huge server farm, and a burgeoning software-as-a-service architecture in waiting. Gmail neatly sidestepped the Passport rathole that pulled Hailstorm under, and Skype reassured some of us that we weren't trading one monoculture for another. And in a few hours Steve Jobs will cut to the chase with an iPod phone that will trigger the last push (with or without the carriers) to a muni WiFi/EV-DO mesh network.

What does Microsoft do? According to John Battelle, court documents show Redmond trying to pin a Netscape tail on the Google donkey, attacking them in search to cut off their air supply. But it's too late for that--Google has moved past search to put Office in a hammerlock. With Gtalk, Google sends a very loud message: we don't have to win in order for Microsoft to lose. Leveraging Jabber isolates Windows one more time, leaving the OS just another UI on which to host a Firefox-served cross-platform application layer.

My in-laws bought my daughter an $800 Windows desktop system. She's used to her Mac laptop, so instead of using the Office Standard edition (times out in 60 days), I booted the Mac, shared Internet access through the Ethernet port, used the Mac's Mail app to register a Gmail account, and logged on from the PC. I set up Gmail to stuff her personal email account into outgoing Gmail's From field, and set up the laptop to pull Gmail POP3 to Mail for an offline store. Goodbye Office.

What, you say, no word processor? Well, I could have her download Open Office, but for now I just have her write in Gmail and use its spellcheck, then paste into whatever blog app I set her up with, probably Flickr so she can mix in images. So far I'm resisting Google Desktop due to its lack of a Mac counterpart, but its notes engine is very promising. Then there's Web Clips, which lets us flow RSS feeds into the store. Add it up, it's read/write with a bootstrapped offline model while we wait for EV-DO. Game over.

Game over for what? says Farber. For business users? It's Office 97 in reverse, Dan. Over, around, through IT. No calendar? Hack iCal on the Mac with Automator to send alerts to Gmail and SMS to cell. Collaboration? Use RSS out and Web Clips in for document review, IM chat storage, even enclosure staging. Lukovsky: [I]t's a mistake to think that HailStorm is not also focused on individuals in a business context.

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Topic: Microsoft

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  • Correction

    Actually, the name is "Wile E. Coyote."

    Broght to you by the Fans of Chuck Jones.
    Yagotta B. Kidding
  • When I read this column the word "stupid" came to mind

    Wow, you really impress us with how you can manipulate gadgets and software to accomplish what you want, all without having to use Office. How many other people in the IT universe would've figured out how to do what you did? I suggest a small percentage. And yes, they're probably using Office. So you're the Road Runner zipping by Coyote and in your mind MS blew itself up, but to the rest of the world nothing out of the ordinary has happened--no Road Runner, no Wile E. Coyote. I can see you're just so impressed with yourself, but I found this to be one of the more useless columns on here.
    Mark Miller
  • Don't forget us!


    Forgive the plug, I'm not randomly blogwhoring - I noticed this posting from Bill Kinnon's blog.

    If you want a word processor, look no farther: Not a clone of word, but a word processor re-invented for the web, for uses just like this. I'm one of the Writely folks.

    We can already do things word can't or doesn't do (instant sharing, better revision control, etc). And since we're on the web, we can easily offer web service APIs to extend ourselves, etc.

    I think this article is spot on, and I've heard direct feedback from both retail and enterprise customers to this effect, exactly.