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Christopher Dawson

I got an office for Christmas, so the wife is getting the Chromebook

By | January 12, 2011, 2:14pm PST

Summary: My wife is one of the more technologically illiterate people I’ve ever met. Read on to find out why I’m giving her my Chrome Notebook and never letting her touch my Mac again.

It didn’t take long for my office in our cellar to become…less than ideal. First, it got cold. Then damp. Then buggy. And mice-y (yes, mice-y is a word, and if it isn’t, it should be). Then little salamanders came in as the weather got colder. Then my wife put the ferret down there when we ran out of room upstairs. Then it flooded.

Needless to say, this was hardly conducive to any sort of work, let alone an ideal place to store electronics, most of which have been loaned to me by various tech companies and need to be returned. Without water or salamanders inside. So I took over our dining room, where the wife glared at my tech detritus and the parade of kids made focused work nearly impossible.

So for Christmas, I rented an office. Not a big one and still in a basement, but it’s dry as can be and plenty big enough for me to really hunker down on some product testing, as well as a place where I can crank up some serious working music and just write. I’m even still close enough to home to have lunch with my wife and whatever kids happen to be home.

The only disadvantage of this, though, is that my wife no longer has ready access to the Internet on any number of computers strewn about our dining room. She may hate these computers cluttering our eating space and she doesn’t know much about them, but when she can remember the URLs (Bookmarks? Autocomplete? What?) there’s email, online banking (not to actually conduct transactions, mind you, but to help reconcile her paper check register), and Facebook. Without a computer at her disposal for spare moments between kid stuff and laundry (we generate a whole lot of laundry), then who knows how many checks we’ll bounce?

So which computer am I willing to spare and leave with her? She hates netbooks. The keyboards are just too small for my wife whose only real computer experience was doing data entry and data management in a former life. A desktop computer? Sure, if she could tolerate cords.

In a way, my Chrome notebook is perfect for her. The keyboard is large and comfortable and it’s rare that she does anything other than access the Internet. And yet, it’s different. Given the choice, she invariably steals my MacBook Pro, but mostly because of the awesome keyboard, not because of the UI. Maybe different is good for her and users like her. If all you need is the Net, why have anything else?

With that question in mind, she’s getting the Chromebook. While these reference units were meant for early adopters and press, perhaps the real testers for whom Google should be looking are everyday users who just need the Web. While my wife would never touch the App store, there are plenty of free casual games to download, as well as all things online available in a cheap, light little black box.

We’ll see…I’ll right a bit more about her experiences after a Mac-less, Windows-less week or two, when online banking will only happen for her in Chrome OS.

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Chris Dawson is a freelance writer and consultant with years of experience in educational technology and web-based systems. In 2011, he became the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., a virtual classroom and learning network SaaS provider.

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Christopher Dawson

Christopher Dawson is the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., by day and a freelance writer and educational technology consultant by night. Well, most of his colleagues at WizIQ are based in India, so really he's working with them whenever he can stay awake. He has worked for his local school district as a teacher and technology director, for the Johns Hopkins University School of Public Health, and for Biogen, Inc. (now Biogen-IDEC, Inc.). He has also consulted with STATNet and Cytyc Corporation and retains close ties with X2 Development Corporation (now owned by Follett Software, the supplier of the student information system he administered for several years). Follett is paying him a monthly honorarium to act as a presenter for their "SIS Voices for Student Achievement" community (he produces occasional blog posts and hosts a monthly webinar on the use of student information systems to inform data-driven instruction and school-wide change. He regularly purchases and/or recommends Dell hardware. This is because Dell makes good hardware and has truly committed itself to education in innovative ways, particularly with their "Connected Classroom" initiative. It isn't because he has dealings with the company through his role at WizIQ (which he does) or because they have provided him with long-term loans of a variety of equipment for in-depth testing (which they have). Intel (reference designer for the Classmate PCs he has implemented in his local schools) has provided him with long-term loans of Classmate PCs for testing, as have Dell and Lenovo with their educational offerings. He may report on any of these companies as his experiences with them have direct bearing on educational technology; positive reports are not necessarily an endorsement and he receives no direct financial compensation from these companies or any others. Intel paid all expenses for his attendance at the 2009 Intel Classmate PC Ecosystem Summit which he attended as the sole representative of the technology press. He was invited to attend in 2010 but his wife would have killed him if he spent 3 days in Vegas geeking out and left her home alone with a new baby. Acer provided him with a 50% discount on an Aspire One netbook in early 2009 after he tested it for 30 days through their educational seed program. He liked the netbook at the time but it has since broken and sits unused in his office. Canonical sent him Ubuntu lanyards, t-shirts, and mousepads for his kids. He stole one of the lanyards and proudly hangs his keys from it and occasionally features his 8-year old wearing an oversized Ubuntu t-shirt on his Facebook profile. Gunnar Optiks sent him a pair of computer glasses to evaluate for a holiday gift guide. He is wearing them now as he types this because they never asked for them back and they rock out loud. Seriously - they work brilliantly and make it much easier to spend 20 hours a day staring at an LCD. If they ever asked for them back, he would fork over the $99 and buy a pair. Microsoft gave him 2 free copies of Office 2010 professional, a desktop clock, and a useless book on Office 2010 when he attended the launch of Office/Sharepoint 2010. He occasionally uses the SharePoint lanyard they gave him instead of the Ubuntu lanyard for his keys, but feels dirty afterwards. Adobe provided him with a pre-release version of the CS5 Master Collection for evaluation and ultimately provided a full, licensed copy for ongoing testing of educational applications of this admittedly expensive software. Like the Gunnars, if the license expires or they come out with CS6, he'd actually go out and buy it himself. Which is saying something, because he's actually pretty cheap. Any other companies wishing to send him cool things to evaluate, wear, or otherwise adorn his kids are more than welcome to; he promises to disclose it here if he keeps any of the stuff. Finally, because WizIQ is a virtual classroom and learning network provider, Chris, as VP of Marketing, frequently interacts with, seeks out deals with, and directly or indirectly competes with a whole lot of LMS, SIS, and other Education 2.0 companies. In general, he'll limit his reporting about these companies to news that does not impact his relationship with them or with WizIQ. If he reports on them, it's because what they are doing is newsworthy or worth the attention of his readers and not because he's trying to broker some deal, damage competition, or otherwise advance his position in his day job. LMS and SIS companies, along with other online learning communities, are a pretty important part of Ed Tech. If he stops reporting on them completely, there won't be a whole lot left. He'll be sure to call out any overt conflicts of interest if they are unavoidable. Finally, Follett Software Company pays him a little tiny honorarium every month to present on their SIS Voices webinars and to write the occasional blog or discussion thread for them. Since Follett recently bought X2 (maker of an awesome web-based SIS that Chris just happened to have used, served in advisory groups for, and frequently reported on), this is probably also worth disclosing.

Biography

Christopher Dawson

Christopher Dawson grew up in Seattle, back in the days of pre-antitrust Microsoft, coffeeshops owned by something other than Starbucks, and really loud, inarticulate music. He escaped to the right coast in the early 90's and received a degree in Information Systems from Johns Hopkins University. While there, he began a career in health and educational information systems, with a focus on clinical trials and related statistical programming and database modeling. This focus led him to several positions at Johns Hopkins, a couple-year stint in private industry, teaching high school math and technology, and 2 years as the technology director for his local school district. Most recently, he started his own consulting business and is now the Vice President of Marketing for WizIQ, Inc., a virtual classroom and learning network provider. He lives with his wife, five kids (yes, 5), 2 dogs, and a hateful cat in a small town in north-central Massachusetts. Although he is no longer teaching, his roles with WizIQ and ZDNet allow him to continue helping students and teachers add value to education with technology rather than merely adding to the bottom line.
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News Flash: Women objectify Men
Dietrich T. Schmitz, ~ Your Linux Advocate 17th Jan 2011
@gregg@...
Besides, he meant nothing by it.
died down. With Christmas and CES, it kind of got drowned out. It will be interesting to see how your wife likes it.
Since ChromeOS, like all Google products, is basically Google spyware, I would not want to do my online banking on it. You probably use Gmail, so Google already reads and stores all your emails and contacts. What other parts of your private life do you want Google to know about?
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EVERYTHING!
Cylon Centurion 12th Jan 2011
@jorjitop

Bring on ChromeOS, so that I can store private documents, and pictures on Google's servers for the world to see!
works super with Bing, Hotmail, and all MS sites. Now, if she used Windows, she would have to worry about being on a botnet and losing personal information.
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I'm willing to bet
Cylon Centurion 13th Jan 2011
@DonnieBoy

You've never even touched Chrome.
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Loosen up that tinfoil hat...
jasonp@... 12th Jan 2011
@jorjitop

It's clearly cutting of circulation to your brain.
Isn't using Blackberry the same thing? Everything is going through their servers.
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Who reads your email in general?
Dietrich T. Schmitz, ~ Your Linux Advocate 17th Jan 2011
@jorjitop
Answer:
Anybody that can. Email is clear text my friend.
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Treat your wife like your students
tonymcs@... 12th Jan 2011
Surely amongst all the fringe paraphenalia you have lying about, you have a Win 7 laptop with a decent keyboard.

Your wife will have no trouble with Win 7 and she'll be able to ask anyone for help if she needs it. Instead of improving her computer experience, you think limiting her to essentially a toy is a good idea?

Opening up her possibilities and options is better than limiting her to Google.
easy and just gets out of your way. She does not use any Win32 programs, so, Windows 7 would be pointless.

Now, if she used Windows 7 she probably WOULD need help with all of the antivirus sheeet and warnings, typical Windows sheeet that you have to dick around with. Users are tired of it.
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His wife isn't a retard -_-
Michael Alan Goff 13th Jan 2011
And if you have trouble setting up a Windows 7 machine, you obviously are.
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So does that mean you have a real job now too?
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Hey Chris...
SonofaSailor Updated - 12th Jan 2011
Weren't you on such a Mac kick a while back??? you bought your son one and you one, or something?

And we read about how great they would be for schools?

How about putting your money where your mouth is, and buy your wife one? You just got through saying that's the machine she uses when she has a choice...

Jus' Sayin...don't give her your hand-me-downs, while you're 'enjoying' a Macbook Pro.

And, before you say your wife doesn't need a Macbook Pro to fit her needs, ask yourself if you or schools need them before you went out and bought/ recommended one.
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Cr-48
BelovedWord Updated - 12th Jan 2011
Yes, the Cr-48 is the talk of the town. It is just what the internet aficionado would want for Christmas.
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"The" wife? Really?
gregg@... 13th Jan 2011
"The" wife? Not "my" wife? What... are you 60, and from Minnesota?

Maybe you could try to come across less like a misogynistic grandpa, eh? It's a small thing, I know... you and others may wonder why I'm even mentioning it. But objectification of women by men is wrong no matter how seemingly innocent or unintentionally committed. The beginning of your trip down the road of enlightenment has to begin somewhere. Here and now's as good a place and time as any.

"The" wife. Sheesh! [shakes head in disbelief]

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How about "the little lady"?
Userama 13th Jan 2011
@gregg@...
That better?
happy
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News Flash: Women objectify Men
Dietrich T. Schmitz, ~ Your Linux Advocate 17th Jan 2011
@gregg@...
Besides, he meant nothing by it.
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I'm experimenting with Chrome OS also
aliball68 13th Jan 2011
With the one exception that I have just started experimenting in switching the business to a pure cloud environment, not just for day to day internet stuff.

I'm a fan of Google, as much as I was a fan of Microsoft 6 years ago and Apple before they locked everything down.

I will give the experiment a year to see if it's possible to run a million pound business in the cloud via Chrome OS and/or Android.

If you're interested in how it's going, you cane read about it here - chromedroid.blogspot.com

I realise that by posting this there will be the MS and Apple die hards who will slate anything I write. But...this is a real life experiment and I also admit that Google gets things wrong as well.

2010 was a Sea Change in technology and I'm sure 2011 will be as well. Let's stop slagging off companies we don't like and just adopt the great new stuff that's coming out from ALL the vendors.
Chris, no matter what you post (as you may already know) some neanderthal will have something to say, mostly bad. I understood the jest of your post and why you posted it. I also understood that for YOUR wife, the Chrome Notebook is perfect. You don't have to be a super user to use it and it can help you get the things you need done, done. How you refer to your wife is your thing and I respect that. Those who found faut with it probably do a LOT worse. But I digress. Those who fault the privacy while using Google, they have their right to do so. As long as your wife is happy, doing what she needs to do when she eeds to do it, that would be enough for me.
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in the event your wife doesn't like it, I know someone who wasn't able to participate in the testing because he has the bad taste to reside outside the United States who would be more than willing to take it off her hands....

Henri
Why not TEACH your wife some of the things you know about all things tech, instead of putting her down for being tech-dumb all the time. You said she used to work on data entry, how come she doesn't understand computers? And all of your posts say she is a neat freak and you arent, doesnt that lead to a lot of arguing? Just sayin.

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