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AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that is

By | September 3, 2010, 4:00am PDT

Yesterday David Pogue of the New York Times blogged about how AMD aren’t all that keen on those stickers that are plastered onto notebooks, and want to phase out the use of stickers altogether. But I think there’s more to this move than meets the eye.

Here’s a little of what Pogue had to say:

The bizarre thing is that computer companies are trying to make their laptops beautiful these days. A.M.D. reps showed me, for example, a gorgeous new Hewlett-Packard ultralight laptop. Sleek. Shiny. Elegant. Yet grubbed up with a fruit salad of tasteless, competing stickers.

As A.M.D. points out, it’s like buying a new, luxury car — and discovering that it comes with nonremovable bumper stickers that promote the motor oil, the floor mat maker, the windshield-fluid company and the pine tree air freshener you have no intention of ever using.

According to Pogue, AMD want to first introduce an easy-peel sticker in 2011, and then will consider eliminating stickers altogether.

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But there’s more going on here than making your notebook look pretty. What AMD is doing here is trying to start a public debate about stickers on PCs because of a certain kind of sticker that AMD don’t like to see on so many systems these days. The Intel sticker.

This is the sticker that AMD really wants to see gone, because you come across them far more often then you come across AMD stickers. Intel has a much larger market share than AMD does, and that means more Intel stickers in people’s view more of the time.

Stickers aren’t pointless, and the idea that AMD thinks that is crazy. AMD realizes that is has a smaller market share than Intel does, knows that it doesn’t have the same marketing budget, so is turning trying to appeal to people’s sense of style in order to try to get rid of them. After all, if AMD wants to pave the way in actually getting rid of stickers on notebooks and PCs, then why not just stop making them and giving them to OEMs to slap onto systems right now?

My guess, and it’s just a guess mind you, is that AMD has no intention of phasing out stickers. If anything, now that AMD has ditched the ATI brand altogether, you’re probably going to be seeing an extra sticker on systems you buy - the AMD sticker, which will more than likely be slapped right alongside the Intel sticker. It might be an easy-peel sticker, but I bet AMD hopes that you don’t peel it off.

These stickers are just another example of things that we have to get used to (or used to dealing with) these days. Everything is branded. Stuff costs more than it used to. Young people use curse words.

Oh, and by the way. It doesn’t take 20 minutes to remove the sticker residue like Pogue says it does. Yank the sticker off, apply a small dab of WD40, baby oil, orange oil, rubbing alcohol or Goo Gone (I prefer baby oil since it never seems to damage the finish) and wipe the mess away. Easy.

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Adrian Kingsley-Hughes is an internationally published technology author who has devoted over a decade to helping users get the most from technology -- whether that be by learning to program, building a PC from a pile of parts, or helping them get the most from their new MP3 player or digital camera.

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  • Removing Stickers
    I recently installed Ubuntu on 131 laptops for a client. The machines had the usual Intel and MS stickers on them. Getting the MS stickers off was important to me. I found that all I had to do was peel them off and press them back on to the glue patch a few times. All the glue adhered to the sticker, leaving a clean machine. No Goo Gone required. I removed the Intel stickers in the same way.
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    Frihet
    3rd Sep 2010
  • Good to see money well spent
    @Frihet
    I recently installed Ubuntu on 131 laptops for a client.
    ...
    Getting the MS stickers off was important to me.

    Well, as long as you were spending your client's time wisely. Can I get your name? I want to make sure that we never hire you.
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    NonZealot
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot

    And if the client requested Ubuntu?

    I have no idea what the full story with this person and their client is. Perhaps their a zealot for Ubuntu. Removing the Intel sticker doesn't make much sense to me unless it is one of those "Designed for" or "Optimized for" stickers that again refers to MS Windows. If I had a client request Ubuntu on a system, I would consider removing those stickers too. Of course, it is possible that I would just make a habit of removing all those stickers... just like some companies offer a service to remove all the bloatware that comes on your new HP/Dell/etc computer. As it is, I install and work on Windows. But if their client requested Ubuntu and they did a good job cleaning up the computer, then isn't just the sort of person you want managing your computers? I mean, I have done jobs where I found a mess of networking cables and by the time I left I have pulled half the cables out because it turned out neither end where plugged into anything. Power cords. Parallel printer cables when they are now using a USB printer. All sorts of stuff just cluttering things up. So, while we are quick to dismiss this person as an obsessive Ubuntu nut, which they might be, I would rather like to know more before making any judgement here. It could be that they are just a "clean freak."
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    dedrizen
    3rd Sep 2010
  • Nothing to do with Ubuntu
    And if the client requested Ubuntu?

    I presume the client DID request Ubuntu or Frihet is even more incompetent than I currently think he / she is!!

    I was talking about wasting the client's time removing the stickers. Look at how Frihet phrased it:
    Getting the MS stickers off was important to me.

    Had the customer requested that the stickers be removed, Frihet would not have phrased it that way.

    Ubuntu is a fine OS. The only thing wrong with Ubuntu is that it is marketed even more poorly than the Zune!
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    NonZealot
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot

    Just to level off the playing field here, could I/we get the name of your company so that I/we will never do business with you at all as well. What Frihet did I would be willing to pay double for that. I personally hate stickers of all sorts not just on computer equipment, and that's what I do in my/our business surpisiningly enough we spend very little on "advertising" and are doing very nicely for ourselves I'd say that 99% of our advertising is by word of mouth, because we take pride in our work, understand what the customer/client wants and get it right the first time. So I'd say Intel is advertising because of their poor quality products.
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    jurgislasevicius@...
    3rd Sep 2010
  • @jurgislasevicius: you misunderstood
    What Frihet did I would be willing to pay double for that.

    If the customer requested it, that would be fine. Frihet made it clear that he did this because it was important to him. He made his customer pay for his bias. That is unforgivable.

    could I/we get the name of your company so that I/we will never do business with you at all as well

    And something tells me that you couldn't afford the services we offer. No, they have nothing to do with information technology. happy
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    NonZealot
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot Right, your services might be unaforadable because its overinflated/overpriced junk which nobody would want anway, unless you are trying to sell your products to individuals who have cabbages for heads, don't think for themselves and never have, also if you are not in the IT business what are you doing on a forum like this? Trying to peddel your low quality merchendise like an old smouse or gypsy? Wares like yours should come with warning stickers then and here is an example, which you are free to use on every single bit of packaging of your products "Junk Inside"
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    jurgislasevicius@...
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot
    NonZealot, you're missing one important point here, Frihet is doing exactly the right thing by removing the Microsoft stickers, as there is no Microsoft operating system in them, just Ubuntu. If he's supporting a bunch of Ubuntu machines, then the last thing he needs is a bunch of calls from any of the client's employees asking why their laptop has Ubuntu on it, when the sticker says it comes with Windows on it. Removing the Intel stickers is unnecessary, but since you're there removing the Microsoft ones anyways, you might as well remove those too.
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    bbbl67
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot

    At least they will not be confused by seeing ms windows stickers and using Linux, definitely worth the time and effort in unnecessary help desk calls. I'd hire him/her straight away as they are thinking the whole process through!
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    DesertJim
    5th Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @NonZealot

    I agree with you that peeling the Windows stickers just for "religious" reasons - without consulting the customer - would be bad. What if the customer fires the consultant because the customer relizes in the end that he/she doesn't want Ubuntu? Where would be the license number?

    I don't know about Frihet's case to comment specifically, but have seen some consultants "impose" their religion on the customer. We are currently a Microsoft shop using SQL Server and .NET, and everything is working OK - but some have suggested that we have to rip off everything and go to PHP, MySQL and some obscure programming language. I sincerely hope they don't convince management and have us redo everything from square one...
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    Roque Mocan
    6th Sep 2010
  • AMD is singular
    AMD isn't.......

    For some reason several writers seem to think of corporations as "they", but it corporations are single entities, hence "it".

    It was correct in the title: "doesn't".
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    Economister
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @Economister: In most of the world's English-speaking countries, the use of the plural is correct. Collective nouns take plural verbs in the Commonwealth countries, for example. I'm not sure where, outside America, the singular is required.

    An internationally-published author (especially one with a name like Adrian Kingsley-Hughes) might well be other than American. We don't write the world's rules for the English language, fortunately.
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    geoffrey.langlois@...
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @geoffrey.langlois@... And what is a collective noun? Team? Company? Those are single entities. They have a single legal organization and represent only the company as a whole, not the members or employees. The "commonwealth" countries are the ones with the problem of English language.
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    chadpengar
    3rd Sep 2010
  • This is ridiculous...
    AMD wants all the stickers removed because they cannot compete with Intel. Using that analogy, Why doesnt GM do the same and try to get Toyota to remove the labels off of their cars? Another reason why I never will use AMD and now ATI/AMD graphics cards.
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    lenohere
    3rd Sep 2010
  • RE: AMD doesn't like stickers on notebooks - Intel stickers that it
    @lenohere I recently bought a new car, AND I did require them to remove the car yard vendor sticker from the back window.
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    I am Gorby
    3rd Sep 2010

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