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Denise Amrich, RN

Funny top ten list about useless studies will give you a chuckle

By | December 15, 2011, 5:47pm PST

Summary: It’s the most wonderful time of the year. There are candy canes, mistletoe, and, of course, the fabulous year’s end top ten lists.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. There are candy canes, mistletoe, and, of course, the fabulous year’s end top ten lists.

Studies and scientific research have been a popular topic here on ZDNet Health. There has been much lively debate and informative discussion. If you haven’t checked it out, it’s worth a read. Don’t forget to check out the reader comments, they’re my favorite part.

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Because our tech-and-science loving readership has shown a strong interest in research, I thought I’d give you a Christmas Chuckle by sharing a great top ten list from Time magazine, the Top 10 Ridiculously Obvious Study Findings.

Some of them are hysterically funny. But some are actually, in my opinion, somewhat useful. Just because a thing seems obvious doesn’t always mean it’s true. In fact, some of the things we’ve heard over and over again, and accept as ironclad truths, can be proven to be untrue (or at least more nuanced than was originally suspected). It’s worth proving that things we hold to be self-evident are actually rooted in good scientific fact.

As a nurse, I like the trend toward evidence based practice. It helps medical professionals be sure the things we do to treat patients are truly helpful and not either useless or worse, contraindicated. That having been said, it is best if our study budgets are allocated to places where they can get us the most bang for our buck.

In your opinion, were these studies useless or useful? Did you get a laugh out of them? Let us know what you think of the most obvious study findings in the TalkBacks below.

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Denise Amrich is a Registered Nurse, the health care advisor for the U.S. Strategic Perspective Institute, and a mentor for the Virtual Campus at Florida's Brevard Community College. Nothing in this article is meant to be a substitute for medical advice, and shouldn't be considered as such. If you are in need of medical help, please see your doctor.

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Denise Amrich, RN

Denise Amrich is a Registered Nurse in the State of Florida and is subject to all the rules and restrictions of licensure in that state.

Nothing Denise writes is meant to be a substitute for medical advice, and shouldn't be considered as such.

If you are in need of medical help, please see your doctor. Denise is the health care advisor for the U.S. Strategic Perspective Institute, and a mentor for the Virtual Campus at Florida's Brevard Community College.

From time to time, Denise may practice nursing at various Central Florida facilities. She is restricted by HIPAA law from disclosing details about patients and practices in those clinical settings.

Denise co-founded ZATZ Publishing, an online publisher of technical magazines. Other than her co-ownership of Component Enterprises, Inc. (the parent company of ZATZ), she has no additional investments.

Biography

Denise Amrich, RN

Denise Amrich is a Registered Nurse who also has 20 years of operations, logistics, and editorial management experience. She is the health care advisor for the U.S. Strategic Perspective Institute, and a mentor for the Virtual Campus at Florida's Brevard Community College.

Denise co-founded ZATZ Publishing, and has been the managing editor for its magazines since 1997. She was previously the managing editor for a number of Ziff-Davis technology publications.

Nothing Denise writes is meant to be a substitute for medical advice, and shouldn't be considered as such. If you are in need of medical help, please see your doctor.

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RE: Funny top ten list about useless studies will give you a chuckle
yilmazx 15th Feb
Caution: Pregnant and Breastfeeding women use them.Keep out reach of children .Do not give to children.
http://www.africanmangosiparis.com/afrika-mangosu-kullanimi.php
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I gave up reading after number 5, when NONE of the ones already mentioned were in any way not worthy of study. In fact, these studies provided a wealth of information and data about the subjects they were examining. The fact that the author of this current post felt the article was worthy of re-linking is unfortunate, and telling.
If you want to post a list of useless, poorly implemented studies, whose results are not worth the paper they are printed on, why not start with CARES and Framingham, both of which are so fundamentally flawed as to be worthless. And even where there data is correct, it refutes the conclusions of the study authors, so these data are conveniently ignored. One such example is the fact that the Framingham study showed a dramatically statistically significant correlation between high serum cholesterol and DECREASE in coronary artery disease, the disease the study claims cholesterol causes, in men in their fifties and sixties, exactly the group most affected by CAD. The only group where they saw a significant positive correlation between CAD and cholesterol levels was the very young, i.e. the group that has the least to worry about with regard to CAD.
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Bar hours/violence correlation
JoeBob_z Updated - 26th Dec
In the UK the EXTENDED the hours pubs could stay open, and the violence DROPPED. Perhaps it's a cultural thing, not the alcohol.
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Really?
John L. Ries 27th Dec
@JoeBob_z
I wonder if violence against the bartender was counted in those figures.

Back when I was a convenience store clerk working graveyard, 2 AM was always a good time for me. It's amazing how boorish the after-midnight booze crowd can be, even when they're sober.
Caution: Pregnant and Breastfeeding women use them.Keep out reach of children .Do not give to children.
http://www.africanmangosiparis.com/afrika-mangosu-kullanimi.php

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