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Dicing with the 'illicit temptation' of an Apple love affair

By | July 27, 2010, 7:46am PDT

Summary: Though I am not the biggest fan of Apple, the temptation to switch from Windows to gain lost hours of unreliability, crashes and failures is becoming greater and greater.

In the blistering London heat, sat in an poorly air conditioned Starbucks coffee shop with my good friend Elliot Harrison, in a fit of rage relating to the unbearable heat and an already poor internal heat distribution of which I blame on my regional upbringing, I blurted out something which I could never take back.

As Elliot typed away on our co-contributing project on my laptop, I lost my temper. I hit the screen with my first, forcing the tablet PC screen to flip forcefully back and twist slightly - though within its capabilities to do so. I then exclaimed, “I am sick of this crappy, bloody touch-screeny laptop with stupid Windows crashing and screwing me about. I want a Mac”.

He has known me inside-and-out for three years, and he knew that I could not pull the “Tourette’s card” on him this time. It had been said, and an eerie silence blanketed the room - a mug breaking as it hit the floor and one woman in the corner screaming uncontrollably as if she’d just seen a kitten get shot in the face.

OK that very last bit didn’t happen - but you see my point. I am not a fan of Apple, and Elliot was taken back by what I had said.

Within minutes, still recovering from this haze I was in - the words sinking in while Elliot drags me to the Underground to the Apple Store on Regent Street. Before we went in, smoking the last inch of my cigarette, I looked him in the eyes and said almost mournfully, “I just want something to work?”.

I was in the Apple store for no more than two minutes. I clearly felt beyond my stretch and did not accept the culture I had entered. There is an Apple culture: a type of person, emotions on show, and a display of characteristics of which I was not comfortable with.

I walked out of the store with no Apple product in my hand. But two days later, I am toying with the idea of getting a Mac. If Apple made a smaller MacBook - something slightly larger than a netbook, but around the same width as my HP TouchSmart tx2, then I would seriously consider it.

It’s not about the money, it’s about reliability. And, though my opinions of Apple are not so positive, the one thing that sways me to their way of thinking is that their hardware and software work absolutely seamlessly. They are designed for each other, whereas Windows is designed to run on everything - and when I say “run”, I actually mean “occasionally work”.

Of course, this may not be much of a surprise seeing as lifelong Microsoft blogger, Mary Jo Foley, bought an iPad and that she “loves it”. Many of course are expecting showers of molten rock, an end to worldwide capitalism or the appearance of one or more of the Four Horsemen in response to this unexpected news.

But I for now, believe that my closed-mindedness can open - blossom and develop, into a feeling of acceptance and non-discrimination for Apple products.

Though if Mary Jo can be charmed, wooed and seduced by the compact, sleek design and carefully developed devices, then frankly none of us are safe.

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Zack Whittaker, a criminologist who studied at the University of Kent, Canterbury, is a journalist, writer and broadcaster.

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Zack Whittaker

I worked briefly with Microsoft UK in 2006 but no longer have any connection with the company. Regardless, I remain impartial and unbiased in my views.

I don't hold any stock or shares, investments or industrial secrets in any company, but have signed confidentiality agreements with a number of UK and U.S. organisations, whose names I am not at liberty to disclose.

I was involved with Kent Union, the University of Kent's student union, undertaking voluntary, non-salaried, elected positions between early 2009 and mid-2010.

No other company, body, government department, non-governmental organisation or third sector organisation employs me or pays me a salary in any capacity whatsoever.

As a freelance journalist, whenever expenses are given and taken by a company that is not CBS Interactive, these will be disclosed in each relevant post to ensure transparency.

I currently work with a UK law enforcement unit, but this is an entirely separate position which bears no connection to other work.

(Updated: 23rd October 2011)

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Zack Whittaker

Zack Whittaker, criminologist who studied at the University of Kent, UK, is a journalist, writer and broadcaster.

After studying criminology at university, though still in his early-20's, he has already had a series unconventional work and voluntary positions. He has worked with researchers studying neurological illnesses like Tourette's syndrome (which he suffers from), has given lectures on the nature of disabilities in the public community, and occasionally ends up speaking on television and radio discussing the events of the day.

He first had academic work published at the age of 22, then still an undergraduate, and has been cited by a wide range of publications: from the Huffington Post, Business Insider, AllThingsDigital, The Atlantic Wire and CBS News.

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davebarnes 9th Aug 2010
@Zack,
"If Apple made a smaller MacBook - something slightly larger than a netbook, but around the same width as my HP TouchSmart tx2, then I would seriously consider it."

Coming soon. New AirBook. Expensive though.
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itguy08 27th Jul 2010
What "type of person" are you referring to? If you deem your choice of computing platform based on other users, you are a sad, sad individual.

I mean, use what works for you and be happy with it. I use Apple because it works for me much better than Windows. I could care less what you use. I also could care less what others that use the platform are like. People use Windows; it may work for them. There are better options out there but if that's what they put up with, fine.

If it were a DeWalt tool vs Makita we would have no issues with this concept. Yet people are "turned off" by users of a platform. It's insanity.
@itguy08 I think you mean "couldn't care less".
@drphysx

Well, it's like 'flammable' and 'inflammable'.

People use them interchangeably even if they shouldn't.
@Jkirk3279

Here's the freedictionary.com definition of "flammable":

Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; inflammable.

and of "inflammable":

Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; flammable. See Usage Note at flammable.

And the usage note at flammable:

"Historically, flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. However, the presence of the prefix in- has misled many people into assuming that inflammable means "not flammable" or "noncombustible." The prefix -in in inflammable is not, however, the Latin negative prefix -in, which is related to the English -un and appears in such words as indecent and inglorious. Rather, this -in is an intensive prefix derived from the Latin preposition in. This prefix also appears in the word enflame. But many people are not aware of this derivation, and for clarity's sake it is advisable to use only flammable to give warnings."
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I can guarantee you one thing: You will not save any time. Not even one second.

No, instead, you will waste your time working around all the quirks, bugs and sharp edges in OS X.

Windows simply is much more polished and well-thought-out.

Finder, the file explorer, which happens to be one of the most important pieces of an OS, is complete and utter crap. Keeping your files organized in OS X is a nightmare.
Windows Explorer, on the other hand, is pretty much perfect. It has all the features needed to make file operations as simple and annoyance-free as possible, it automagically organizes your stuff with its awesome libraries (there are libraries in OS X, but they don't do anything automatically) - Windows Explorer is a joy to use, Finder is crap.

Reliability? Don't believe the lies. Windows 7 is much more stable, reliable AND secure than OS X.

An operating system is a platform. The most important things it has to be good at are keeping your applications and files organized and being reliable.

OS X is good at none of those. It's a mess, it eats up your time because it's hard to keep applications and files organized with OS X and because it's unreliable and buggy.

You'll be suprised about how much Windows does automatically to help you keep stuff organized. You don't realize that until you use the mess that OS X is.
(apart from the crappy file explorer, another example: Applications, some are installed by just dragging and dropping, many come wuth an installer, some use scripts - a total mess and if you want to uninstall them and forgot how you installed them, bad luck: Some can simply be thrown away, many need uninstallers, some even require the installation disc and you never know what's the right way.
Now, think about how Windows does this! And of course, this is just one small example, there are many many other examples of what a big mess OS X is in comparison to the polished, well-thought-out Windows OS).
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@drphysx
another one of the windows sheeple is about to escape the pen. you have to try harder to drag him back to the herd!
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trickytom2 Updated - 27th Jul 2010
@banned from zdnet

Win7 is a fantansic OS. OSX can't hold it's jock.

I run them both, and Win7 is, indeed more polished and user-friendly.
@drphysx: I use both and neither is more/less difficult to use than the other. Neither makes me less/more productive.
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@trickytom2 I would love to properly test drive an Apple Mac - just an average one, nothing too fancy that could "sway" my result - just for a week. But I can't. Apple PR surprise surprise don't give two hoots and never respond, and the other option is to buy one. That's not going to happen. I'd just like to have one for a week so I can make an informed decision about it.
@drphysx

Have you used either OS? OS X is nothing like the drivel you spew. And OS X also automagically organizes stuff....
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@itguy08 Ah, I might have a problem with that. Perhaps... I like organising things to how my in-built filing system works. If it works for others - great! If I can turn it off - even better! happy
@itguy08

I suspect some people are confused about the (UNIX) OSX directory structure.

It's inherently redundant; or looks that way.

UNIX was designed decades ago to be multiuser by default on servers.

Windows was designed for 'single user' on PC's and true multi-user was added relatively recently.

So OSX has a root-level documents folder, and a user level documents folder.

There's a root-level Library, and a user level Library.
@Jkirk3279 The myth you're attempting to perpetuate is on the same level as claiming everything on Linux has to be installed via cryptic command lines and that OS X doesn't support a two button mouse.

For reference, look up NT and compare it to win9x.
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hex539 27th Jul 2010
@drphysx

just switch every reference to "Mac OSX" with "Windows 7" and every reference to "Windows 7" with "Linux", and hey, you'll actually have got something right for a change!
@drphysx What quirks, bugs and sharp edges? Windows is well-thought-out? You have obviously not spent enough time comparing the two. I spend ALL my time running the two and while Windows 7 is the best version of Windows yet, the statements you've just made display a very clear lack of experience. Typical Windows user.
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@drphysx You are right - I see your points. However, one could argue that the operating system can only do what it can in terms of performance, reliability etc. If the underlying hardware works absolutely 100% flawlessly, then the OS should run fine. Apple achieves this by creating their hardware or specifically acquiring hardware which works 100% and applies their specially modified OS to suit it.

The OS is only as good as the hardware.
@drphysx "Finder, the file explorer, which happens to be one of the most important pieces of an OS, is complete and utter crap. Keeping your files organized in OS X is a nightmare.Windows Explorer, on the other hand, is pretty much perfect. It has all the features needed to make file operations as simple and annoyance-free as possible, it automagically organizes your stuff with its awesome libraries (there are libraries in OS X, but they don't do anything automatically) - Windows Explorer is a joy to use, Finder is crap.

Pure speculation on your part, unless you believe that the windows way is the only way to do things. Windows saves files to locations the user may not want the files saved to, in OS X the user chooses the location. Windows 7 is no faster than vista, a little more stable, but no faster. I still do not like the idea of each window for a program opening a new instance of that program. What I truly find disturbing about your post is the lack of facts it contains. It reads like a Microsoft PR release. Windows explorer is not efficient, nor it it truly intuitive. I use both windows and Mac OS X, and based on what I see daily; OS X is better for what I do.
@drphysx

"No, instead, you will waste your time working around all the quirks, bugs and sharp edges in OS X.

Windows simply is much more polished and well-thought-out."

Quote: " Then there are those who are clearly deranged. They?re the best. It?s comedy gold."

-- Adrian Kingsley-Hughes
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banned from zdnet 27th Jul 2010
better late than never zak. and if the attitude of an apple store puts you away simply buy online.

and i have to agree, if your former apple hatred was only based on the attitude of some fanbois and not your very own first hands bad experience it's really sad.
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@banned from zdnet Actually, buying it online isn't a bad idea. At least then you don't have to deal with real life people. I've never been a people person.
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banned from zdnet 27th Jul 2010
@zwhittaker
and as a student, you'll get on of those sweet educational discounts and if you order by september 7 they'll throw in an ipod touch for free.
http://store.apple.com/uk/browse/home/education_routing?mco=OTY2ODQzMg

but please, don't become one of those annoying fanbois wink
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@banned from zdnet (below) Oh I won't - I promise. By all means, if ever I become so - use your subjective opinion - put me out of my misery. Mozambique drill, please.
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@banned_from_zdnet See, I can see it from both sides. I hate 'Microsoft fanboys' being so far up their arse, it disgusts me. Then I see 'Apple fanboys' and see them as smug and arrogant. I'm not saying they are - I'm saying that's how I perceive them.

A fanboy of any kind - I cannot stand, frankly. I wish I could just buy a Mac without all the sociological stuff around it. At the end of the day - I don't want to show off my Mac to anyone, or sway personal opinions or whatever. It's purely selfish - and it should be how everyone is. It's selfish in that you, as an individual need a device which is reliable.
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banned from zdnet 28th Jul 2010
@zwhittaker
and therefore you should test a mac for a few weeks to make an informed decision for yourself which is not dependent on the opinion or attitude of others. most mac users have chosen a mac after they have worked with windows. most windows users never worked on a mac and thus have not chosen anything.
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@zwhittaker ... that conception is entirely inside the heads of people religious about Windows.
two suggestions for you Zack.

1. Anger management classes, punching your screen is a good sign it's an issue.

2. get a demo unit before you buy, see if it can take your angry outbursts; you will have them on Apple or Linux, computer problems aren't a windows only thing, just look at the lineup at the "genius" bar for proof.
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@rtk Funnily enough - I do stress test my devices before I make a choice. TS can cause 'interesting' movements and I've had to replace my BlackBerry twice as a result of involuntary tics. It's tough, but it's not -that- tough happy
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Having a slow day?
OS Reload 27th Jul 2010
Boy, you have such an agitated life! Somehow there always seems to be something incredibly exciting happening in your life. You know, something that's worth sharing with the world.

Go buy that laptop if you want to, no one else cares!
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I must be missing something...
trickytom2 27th Jul 2010
Who are these people who's system is constantly crashing? If you run Win7 on a MODERN machine, you shouldn't be experiencing any issues.

I'm an IT pro of many years, and I can tell you right now that nine times out of ten, Windows issues occure because the end-user is using old hardware to run a modern OS.
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I must me missing something too....
msprygada 27th Jul 2010
I cannot remember when the last time I had a pc crash with Windows XP or 7. We have over 400 XP and W7 workstations here and we could not get work done if they crashed like some people claim Windows crashes on them.

This is just plain BS.
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@msprygada Just for the record - it didn't crash. Sorry if I didn't make it clear. The computer itself was fine - it was just running slowly, and screwing me and Elliot around. Even he was getting frustrated and he has the patience of a nun.
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@trickytom2 I can say I've NEVER had a crash on Windows 7 - and I have 3 PCs at home and 4 at work running Windows 7 with NO issues.
@athynz Well. I can say that of the 50 some Macs we have vs. the same amount of PC's, I've had more issues with the Windows systems. Can anyone say "winsock reset"? I bet you can!
@I12BPhil

I could say it, about 8 years ago. Can you say single button mice?
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@athynz My desktop PC is great! Lasted me now for 2 years, still runs fast and does everything I need to do. Running W7 RTM before it was out in the shops (TechNet subscription) and it's been great. I haven't had a single Windows-involved/caused crash in all this time.

But my laptop. God damn that laptop.
@zwhittaker
"My desktop PC is great! Lasted me now for 2 years, still runs fast and does everything I need to do."

I'm sure you're a heavier user than I am, but you'd want to hope that after only two years it still runs well. My MBP is coming up four years old and is just starting to show signs of age and slowness; poor thing's probably only got a year or so left in her.

How old did you say your laptop was?
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Spot on
Richard Flude 27th Jul 2010
Best thing I ever did was restrict support to macs. The calls stop!

Enjoy your age of enlightenment.
@Richard Flude

Restrict support to Amiga's only, even less calls.

Not helping the company in any way, but not getting any calls. Yippee.
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Ahh, the Amiga.
A Grain of Salt 27th Jul 2010
@rtk Now there was a good machine, nothing would touch it today; if only bad management hadn't killed it.
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@AGrainOfSalt: Just over a year old I think. Bought the tx2 when it first came out - just before W7 hit RTM, or at least around the time that it was RTM.
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First, you shouldn't smoke its a dirty habit. Second, Macs have and do crash. Did you investigate why Windows crashed? Could be 3rd party drivers or faulty memory. Me, I won't get a Mac because they are too darn expensive. I'd try a hackintosh though.
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@Loverock Davidson There's no point in getting a Hackintosh - as I pointed out. It's one or the other, simple as that. Mac OSX comes with Mac's, and it shouldn't be any other way. It's why they work so well. Putting Windows on a Mac is nothing short of idiotic. That's like buying a brand new house and painting it florescent green and ripping one of the walls down.
@zwhittaker except of course, they don't work "so well". You're trading BSOD's for Kernel Panics and spinning hourglasses for spinning beach balls.
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Computerworld:

"A computer that monitored drilling operations on the Deepwater Horizon had been freezing with a "blue screen of death" prior to the explosion that sank the oil rig last April, the chief electronics technician aboard testified Friday at a federal hearing."
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"Williams said that a computer control system in the drill shack would still record high gas levels or a fire, but it would not trigger warning sirens, "

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"The machine had been locking up for months, Williams said, producing what he and others on the crew called a "blue screen of death." "It would just turn blue. You'd have no data coming through," Williams said today, according to the New York Times' story.

With the computer frozen, the driller would not have access to crucial data about what was going on in the well."
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Take a Prozac dude
klumper 27th Jul 2010
and call me in teh morning. I'll clean up your pooter and turn yer bloody life around.

You have my word. w00t
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Zack,
Cylon Centurion 27th Jul 2010
I don't supposed you tried looking at your error logs. I'm curious to know what was crashing and what the circumstances were.


And now that I asked that question, all the Mac fanbois can come and yell at me for trying to get Zack to sway away from getting a mac....


In Zack's defense, I know before the TouchSmart laptops could get quite hot. I know that that swayed me away from buying one way back, but I do not know if that issue was solved or not. This summer heat would have certainly escalated the issue.
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@NStalnecker It does overheat, and generally - regardless of OS - it's slow, sluggish and seems not to respond well. It was only 25*C but growing up in the north of England, I am not so good with the heat... at all. Now rain; rain I like.
@zwhittaker

Could the slowdown have something to so with the touchscreen. It was my first thought.

Higher heat and humidity might affect the hardware.
@Zack Whittaker, Does your Windows PC crash all the time if at all you experience any crashes ? I have been using Toshiba Satellite model bought in Sep. 2006. It had XP installed on it when bought. Then I moved to Vista, now running Windows 7. Right now, I have 10 tabs opened on Chrome canary build browser, and running fedora 13 on a virtual machine. I never had any crashes, don't know what it means to be unreliable on my PC. Can you please give me examples of some of the applications that are expected to work , but never worked. For instance, in Fedora I wanted to change the language settings to my local language. I could not find language settings in all the obvious places you can search for. Don't tell me to run some "xyz" command. I am not interested in doing work for the system. I would like the system to work for me.
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Not the money...
Partners in Grime 27th Jul 2010
"It?s not about the money, it?s about reliability."

Yep, as I've heard some say, "Apple loves you for your money, Windows loves you for your time."
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smaller MacBook is nigh
davebarnes 9th Aug 2010
@Zack,
"If Apple made a smaller MacBook - something slightly larger than a netbook, but around the same width as my HP TouchSmart tx2, then I would seriously consider it."

Coming soon. New AirBook. Expensive though.

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