Holiday fun: the best "essay not done" excuses

Holiday fun: the best "essay not done" excuses

Summary: While many of you have travelled long and far across the country (or state) to get home for Christmas, Hanukkah, and any other holiday during this festive season. But many of you still have essays which need handing in by the end of this or next month.

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Crazy Moo!While many of you have travelled long and far across the country (or state) to get home for Christmas, Hanukkah, and any other holiday during this festive season. But many of you still have essays which need handing in by the end of this or next month. It's not easy sitting down to write an essay at the best of times, but especially when you're at home with a mouth stuffed full of mince pies, and being sloshed off your face on eggnog.

So thinking about it, this really isn't the best time to be writing and handing in essays, especially considering the lecturers marking your work will be just as smashed as you are. Instead, I've come up with some handy excuses from around the web and my own misfitted mind for the worst most ridiculous best excuses not to hand in your work.

If you have any more, feel free to share. Enjoy whichever holiday you celebrate (we live in a very diverse, multi-cultural society after all) and will continue writing after Christmas through and after the New Year.

Topics: Printers, CXO, Hardware

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