Cavegirl Discover RockMelt, Throw Facebook Browser Through Window

By | November 10, 2010, 5:23am PST

Summary: Ugh. Me New Media Girl, Get Software Beta Invite. Me Try New Shiny Rockmelt Browser. Me Hate it.

We keep waiting for the trendy startup of the week to be something actually amazing. And every week we watch all the blogs dust off their kneepads, polish up their invite status, and tell us about the glitter farts poofed out by the latest startup darling.

Foop foop! It’s the sound of exclusive beta invites!

Hoping for the best, we took the bait on this week’s launch, the Facebook web browser RockMelt. You probably hoped it would melt our ice-cold hearts. (We’ll admit to a little thawing.)

Available by Facebook invite only — if you have “status” for approval at this stage — RockMelt is a Chromium web application that you download, install and run like any other browser. Specific to RockMelt is that it requires Facebook login to operate, so if you turn on the sprinklers every time the Facebook kids play on your lawn, then you will want to avoid RockMelt as if it were a rock made of flesh-eating bacteria.

If you are one of the Facebook Borg, it may be an interesting experience for you. RockMelt basically rubs Facebook with Chrome until it makes a demon baby of a slick interface. Super simple and extremely fast, you browse the Internet with all of your friends from Facebook riding shotgun in the left column and makes sharing links, reviews and chats with your friends much easier than Facebook itself.

Here’s their demo video, which they have not enabled for sharing.

The right hand column sports a row of customizable buttons for Twitter and all the other RSS feeds you want to keep on your top ten list of most frequent places to waste time online when you should be working.

There’s a wholly unnecessary “search” box (you can search the address bar just like in Chrome), but overall it’s a pretty streamlined social browsing experience. To that effect it’s a peek at the future of social browsing; hanging out with your friends while hanging out online in real time. Do not let grandpa Perlow get confused and call it FlockMelt.

Other than that, it’s annoying. Not because it’s trendy and exclusive; this too shall pass. And not because we have anything against the guy who made it (with a giant team), Marc Andreessen who also made Netscape. And no, not because we hate sharing.

RockMelt is irritating because Facebook is irritating. And something so smooth and simple offered the promise of actually being able to use Facebook better.

When we clicked “accept” to let it share information with Facebook, there was that overwhelming creeping feeling of realizing that the dark soul-snatchers gathering our personal information at Facebook were now going to have even more information about us. Like, our search and browsing habits — accidental or otherwise. It feels like Chrome, but there’s no “Incognito” mode, thus no way to feel in control of our privacy. Great, because it had been at least a full minute since we’d worried about our privacy online.

The real heartbreak with RockMelt came when we realized there was no way to really fine-tune the mess known as our Facebook contacts. RockMelt allows you to see who is online, and separate out “starred” favorites into a separate list. But then that list is in alphabetical order, and that’s that.

What about all those people you don’t care about who you are sorta friends with but don’t want to share anything with? They’re right there! That guy – you know, that guy – the one who comments on everything you do and is online all the time just in case you are too? That guy who makes you feel like Facebook is humping your leg every time you log in? He’s right there!

RockMelt should make it so your News Feed is right there up front but with the selected people you actually want to keep up with (instead of Facebook’s sekrit-filter feed you get without any choice). And RockMelt should have had a clue about picking and choosing your friends. But no, you can’t filter out your real friends because RockMelt is a cave tool; a blunt instrument for an all-or-nothing Facebook browsing experience.

The potential for RockMelt to solve some of Facebook’s more serious and grave irritations is great; perhaps that’s why we’re so let down. Not to mention that it didn’t auto-suggest the actual most-visited sites for the RSS reader — it seems to be mildly allergic to NSFW content, so we’re also left wondering about background filters. Which are for our own safety, of course.

If you love and love Facebook, but hate the drag of Facebook’s UI, this is for you. We’d hate to see RockMelt sink like a stone before it’s out of beta; but until it actually improves Facebook, which is at its core, we still think paper beats rock.

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Violet Blue is a Forbes Web Celeb, SF Appeal contributor, a high-profile tech personality and one of Wired's Faces of Innovation.

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Violet Blue (tinynibbles.com, @violetblue) is a Forbes Web Celeb, SF Appeal contributor, a high-profile tech personality and one of Wired's Faces of Innovation. She is regarded as the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology, a sex-positive pundit in mainstream media (MacLife, Forbes.com, The Oprah Winfrey Show, others) and is regularly interviewed, quoted and featured prominently by major media outlets (from ABC News to the Wall Street Journal). A published feature writer and columnist, Violet also has many award-winning, best-selling books; her books are featured on Oprah's website. She was the notorious sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle. She headlines at conferences ranging from ETech, LeWeb and SXSW: Interactive, to Google Tech Talks at Google, Inc. The London Times named Blue one of the 40 bloggers who really count.
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RE: Cavegirl Discover RockMelt, Throw Facebook Browser Through Window
JACOBSONR 14th Oct
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Facebook beats Google.com
matthewcriuis 10th Nov 2010
Google.com has been defeated in "web-titan war"

http://bworldonline.com/bwtst/index.php?news=FB+beats+Google.com

Awesome!
@matthewcriuis : wow!! a Philippine news agency (with almost no market credibility) asserts that Facebook is greater than Google. By what measurement, searches (FB doesn't do them, just internal ones), users (gmail user count is not Google's whole audience), hits??

Ahh... maybe it's market cap... eerrr right!? Isn't Facebook a private unlisted company. Are private stock exchanges marginal and not a true measurement of market value.

Maybe it's the amount of Filipinos inside the company or Asians or any other group favored by that particular media outlet.

Discolsure: I've nothing against any race, but find it strange when people quote a grandeur sounding announcement from a lesser known media
That's a pretty fair assessment of this browser. I tried it last night, it was an ok experience but had some issues. Especially with the right side bar that had all the facebook statuses. I found myself opening a new tab and just using facebook in the regular web browser after a while.
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Best article title to date
zwhittaker 10th Nov 2010
Fact. happy
No extensions = dealbreaker
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While I don't agree...
Michael Alan Goff Updated - 10th Nov 2010
Something tells me they will be there soon, if not already. After all, Chromium has extensions.
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we block facebook
Been_Done_Before 10th Nov 2010
not in my office lol
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@Been_Done_Before

"I think renaming Echelon to Facebook was possibly the most effective re-branding exercise ever."
~Matt Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNgCnY1lPg
Violet:
Great assessment of how they can make this a better experience. Thanks for your review.
I'd also like to know more about RockMelt's data collection policies - anyone want to answer that?
Ewww.

This thing is definitely an answer to a question that should never have been asked
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Thanks for the feedback and LOLs everyone!

@howardgr - I think this would be an excellent opportunity for RockMelt to be transparent about data collection. Questions are being asked about this on other sites, too. I want answers, you want answers, we all want to know.

Again, this is an area where Facebook fails us, and someone else could really excel...
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Yet another startup invitation!
Davidkris2 10th Nov 2010
Yeah, there's lot's of us around, but check us out anyway!

Cocoon is a Firefox plug-in that will:
- make every site encrypted (no firesheep worries)
- keep your browsing history truly private
- let you browse privately through a proxy
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- let you make & manage temp email addresses (an update for this is on the way...)

Check it out here: www.getCocoon.com we are in beta and it's free. We'd love any feedback as we're in full development mode.

Thanks for the entertaining Rockmelt review Violet (I'll be bracing for what you have to say about us!).

DavidKris
me hate facebook and all connected with it.
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@DavidKris - thanks for the heads-up, just signed up for beta. So cool, thanks for posting!

Just got this email from RockMelt's PR flack. Personally, I think it's rude. Why? Starts off with an 'inaccuracy' accusation and ends with "Let me know if you want further clarification on the functionality" - passive aggressive, yes? Also it's through the ZDNet contact form, for that personal touch. Lastly, and most importantly, she didn't read the section she's quoting back - and she got it, um, inaccurate. What I stated is, in fact, accurate.

It's like she didn't really read what I wrote.

So: here's what RockMelt just wrote to me:

Hi Violet -

Marissa from OutCast here, I work with RockMelt on their Public relations. I just wanted to touch base on an inaccuracy in your article about RockMelt:

"The real heartbreak with RockMelt came when we realized there was no way to really fine-tune the mess known as our Facebook contacts. RockMelt allows you to see who is online, and separate out ?starred? favorites into a separate list. But then that list is in alphabetical order, and that?s that."

I wanted to make sure you saw the "Rock star" functionality. On one side of the Left edge is online contacts sorted by alpha but there is also a star functionality as well where you can add stars to your favorite contacts and only look at them on the edge instead of who is online. You can drag and drop those starred contacts to move them on the list or even drag them off the edge to remove them.

Let me know if you want further clarification on the functionality.

Thanks,
Marissa

# # #

Back to my commenting, my response:

I know about starred contacts. That should be obvious. If you have used RockMelt you'll see that starred contacts are, in fact, in alpha order. Just commented about this with Download Squad's Sebastian Anthony:

http://www.downloadsquad.com/2010/11/08/hands-on-with-rockmelt-the-underwhelming-insecure-chrome-6-facebook-browser

She's not getting that we want to SORT contacts, and are only being served contacts in A-Z order. RockMelt's flack also doesn't seem to notice that no one had any idea contacts could be re-ordered -- and totally fails to address that you can ONLY re-order the ones you see as they are presented to you *in alphabetical order*.

The flack also scolds me about this one issue, totally ignoring the big privacy and data collection questions at the heart of this article (and the comments here), and other articles like Chris Dawson's complimentary but critical (and excellent) post:

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/google/rockmelt-how-big-is-the-threat-to-google

What was RockMelt's PR flack trying to accomplish with this email? One way she could have smoothed this was to say, "Yes, it's in alpha order -- but did you see that you can re-order your visible contacts?" Still not ideal functionality, but a better PR approach for a limited UI.

Cavegirl hate tech PR flacks.
@violetblue They're definitely avoiding the bigger issue.

Feels a little... patronizing.

It's a very easy thing to fix, from a programmatic point of view. There are obviously flaws with RockMelt -- but it's an early beta! Their PR team should simply be saying thank you for the feedback, passing it along to the developers, and ensuring the next version is better.
Yea I checked otu the site. its def not for me. I don't need any more facebook or social integration in my life.
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I need A Rockmelt invintation? Anyone got any left Will to trade for it! You catch me here..

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Facebook was forged in the fiery furnaces of Hell by Satan and his top coding team. By using this browser, you're contributing to an impending apocolypse of Biblical proportions.
Do you really want that on your conscience?
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