Everything that's wrong with the social enterprise, in a single tweet
Summary: Build stronger connections with customers and employees? Sure. But have mercy.

Before taking your enterprise social, ask yourself:
- Who are you trying to talk to, really?
- Why are you trying to talk to them?
- Will what you're saying make No. 2 in this list more likely to happen?
At first blush, the social media presence for Procter and Gamble's Charmin brand of toilet paper is perfectly in line with its audience: regular people. And the topic, while eye-raising, makes sense -- after all, what else can you talk about?
But then, further scrutiny: will this conversation lead someone to buy Charmin? (Perhaps by being approachable, accessible?)
Is this rather literal approach to the subject in line with the company's more gingerly (that's why they use bears, people) treatment?
Is this the kind of viral you really want?
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Does Preparation H have a twitter account?
Everything that's wrong with the social enterprise, in a single tweet
Don't worry
Do we
Regular people?
Regular people?
Last I checked, it was mostly the news types. Still not seeing my family or relatives embrace Twitter.
...and therefore it must be true?
But that wasn't the point of my statement, actually. I was merely referring to the tone, not the medium.
Well...
Really, there's better things to do with your time.
Brandbuilding, not sales
We should forget to link social media to direct sales, that is what websites and SEO is for, social media is there for brand building and product awareness