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Facebook, especially with its new Timeline feature is considered a stalker's paradise by some -- and that has now been raised to a new level.
For the photo-flipping stalker types, if you fancy fantasizing about your crush (or obsession) without their kit on, then 'False Flesh' software can provide the means to do so.
The software allows you to save photos from social networking sites and edit out the clothing -- to show the body parts underneath. Of course, the body underneath will not be the actual natural body -- but users can substitute with a stockpile of 'prefabricated images'.
Not enough? You can customize the body how you like -- including size and type.
The software's advertising is obviously geared for men (considering the images of women), but the developers have said that the software has also been used by vengeful, female ex-partners.
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iAmAMan -- an app that will 'help you with your private life planning'.
In other words, track several girls and their cycles in order to either stay away from the stereotypical days of fury and ice cream consumption, or for the less noble, plan your nights around who is on what cycle -- and what you can expect.
For the Android users among us, there is an alternative called 'Harem period tracker'. The app's developers have this to say (broken english left in tact for comedy value):
"Do not waste your time. You will always know if your girlfriend bleeding today. Are you popular with the girls? Are you familiar with the situation when you invite a girl for a date and at the end of the evening you hear: 'Sorry, but I have "special days"?'
Then this application is for you. It will help you to be aware of 'special days' of your girlfriends and you will never make a mistake by inviting 'wrong' girl to the date. Just add all your girlfriends and do not forget to mark sometimes when they had 'critical days.'
The application will automatically calculate the period and will let you know when your girlfriends will have the next critical days as well as will recommend you, whom you should visit."
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For the guy or girl pining after their crush, or perhaps someone who wants to become a shoulder to cry on in the hope of converting that into a a rebound roll in the hay, the Breakup Notifier is a tool of choice.
You visit the site, and log in to Facebook. After choosing the friends you want to recieve relationship notifications for, you will get an email every time a change is submitted.
The app checks these statuses every ten minutes, so you can be quick off the mark to anything you'd like to twist to your advantage.
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