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An existentialist journey to nowhere, zombo. Hypnotic, minimalist, intoxicating in its mystery, zombo awaits you. It sits there, proudly announcing itself, but what does it mean? You stare at it. You stare at it some more, play with it a little, hoping to find some rhyme or reason for its existence. You look for hidden meanings as a feeling creeps into your head that maybe, just maybe, the answers to all of life's mysteries are hidden somewhere in the site if only you look at it long enough. They must be there. They have to be. Like a bug zapper glowing brightly on your screen, it urges you closer, ever closer, to go into the light....
A quick web search for teeth brightening has brought me to Pearl Brite. Surely I'm just a click or two from my goal of exploring the amazing world of shining tooth options and ... whoa! It's a flash-heavy interface. Okay. I can deal with that. Here we go and whoa! What's up with this? Floating blue balls? Where's the navigation links? How do I navigate the site? Oh, wait, the balls do something when I mouse over them. I see, there's the navigation, hidden inside the balls. All I have to do is play with the blue balls to navigate around. Okay, that goes there. This one does that. This one is-- hey! Stop moving around! Which ball was the Contact Us again? The hidden links keep moving around! What is this, a hide the pea game? Stop moving around! Where's that link again? Arrgggh!
The rent may be too damned high but so was the web designer. What was he smoking? What's the point of this site? Where does the scrolling end? What am I doing here? Where am I going? Can I have some of whatever they were smoking when "designing" this site? Please?