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The Pitfall Croc Doormat. If you don't know what it is, then you just won't understand why it's so full of win. However, if you do know what it is, then you understand why you absolutely need one!
As a guitarist and an 8-bit gamer, the NES guitar was a no-brainer for me to own. But even if you don't play guitar, having this fine instrument hanging on your wall will produce a level of street cred higher than any you could achieve in River City Ransom.
This is a pair of Converse shoes with an original Super Mario Bros. pattern on them. Seriously. Link for additional info. That is all.