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Next, we skip forward a bunch of presidents to James Buchanan. He was the only president who remained a bachelor for his entire time in the White House. I can just imagine the pick-up lines: "My White House or yours?", "Can I show you my priceless set of agencies?", "If you marry me, I'll name a state after you."
In any case, nothing says bachelor president like a selection of Android dating apps. Nothing also says "I'm so glad I'm married" as seeing these worrisome nightmares. I'm almost afraid to recommend any of these to you, because they all seem quite gnarly, but because I want to quickly get in and out (of this topic), I present to you SpeedDate for the Android.
And then there's Abe Lincoln. Honest Abe. Our first Republican president (which, when you think about it, kind of boggles the mind). He was a country lawyer, a debater (I wonder what he would have made of our current crop of incessant, sometimes idiotic Republican debates), and the author of the Gettysburg address.
Because it took many of us quite a long time to figure out how what a score was, and how to calculate four of them, I present one of my favorite apps, WolframAlpha, which calculates "four score and seven" in many different and surprising ways.
I've always liked Teddy. He was a big dude, a New Yorker, a naturalist, explorer, hunter, author, and trust buster. He was not a big fan of big corporations and they weren't particularly thrilled with him. For an app honoring Teddy Roosevelt, I first thought about a naval battle sim, because he was Assistant Secretary of the Navy. But then, I realized, he's also the namesake for Teddy Bears. And again, I could have taken the easy way out. I could have found you a Teddy Bear wallpaper app or a Teddy Bear maker app. But no. I wanted to bring to you the true spirit of President's Day (rampant, twisted commercialism), and so I bring you Battle Bears: Zombies. See? I got your back.