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John Quincy Adams was the George W. Bush of his time, the first son of a former president. He was an avid reader (John Quincy, that is), knew several languages, but also suffered from depression. Because JQ was instrumental in creating the Smithsonian Institution, we bring you the Smithsonian Mobile app for Android.
Andrew Jackson is known for defeating the British at the Battle of New Orleans. He also helped found the Democratic Party, something that Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck will be forever grateful for. Perhaps, not coincidentally, his presidential opponents called him a "jackass" and that stuck, first as the mascot for the Democratic party, and then as a good way to describe most of America's currently serving politicians, regardless of party.
Completely appropriate to our commentary on the political system, we present Jackass: 10 Years of Stupid for your iPad.
Next, we skip forward a bunch of presidents to James Buchanan. He was the only president who remained a bachelor for his entire time in the White House. I can just imagine the pick-up lines: "My White House or yours?", "Can I show you my priceless set of agencies?", "If you marry me, I'll name a state after you."
In any case, nothing says bachelor president like a selection of Android dating apps. Nothing also says "I'm so glad I'm married" as seeing these worrisome nightmares. I'm almost afraid to recommend any of these to you, because they all seem quite gnarly, but because I want to quickly get in and out (of this topic), I present to you SpeedDate for the Android.