Opulence, I has it 2013

Opulence, I has it 2013

Summary: Can't decide on gifts to buy? What if price is no object? What if you “has opulence”, so to speak? With that in mind, I’ve updated the latest revision of my holiday gift guide for the disgustingly and oppressively wealthy.

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  • Opulence, I has it 2013

    This holiday season, our ZDNet experts are more than happy to provide you with the very best lists of tech gear and gadgets to stuff your stockings with such as laptop computers, tablets and smartphones.

    All of which give you useful, well-researched and practical advice on how to spend your money. We’re still in a recovering economy and most of us have to be really careful how we lay out our cold, hard cash.

    But what if you have money to burn? What if price is no object? What if you “has opulence”, so to speak? With that in mind, for the end of 2013, I’ve updated the latest revision of my gift guide for the disgustingly wealthy. 

  • Automotive Opulence

    Where’s the super-rich without their personal transportation? Many ultra-wealthy citizens prefer to drive or be driven to their destinations in a low-key fashion, choosing to avoid recognition or to attract attention.

    The late Sam Walton, owner of the Wal-Mart chain, was known for his love of nondescript, blue collar cars such as old Ford pickup trucks. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was once known for driving old station wagons and older model Lincolns.

    The truly opulent, however, love to flaunt, and they love to enjoy it. Love the speed? Don’t care what the heck it costs? Then look no further than the hybrid Ferrari LaFerrari that has two engines, a 6.3-liter 789hp V-12 and an additional 165hp electric motor which in combination can propel this ostentatious display of wealth at an estimated top speed of 230Mph. 

    Is the Ferrari too pedestrian? Too ghetto? Too green, even? Then by all means, have a look at the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, the Top Gear poster child for ultimate speed and ultimate price. This 16-cylinder, 8.0 Liter, quad turbocharged 1200 horsepower untamed animal of a sports car is capable of achieving a mind-blowing 267Mph.

    There’s a catch though — you can only achieve that speed on Volkswagen’s official test track, who’ll provide you with a special key for unlocking that extra horsepower when you come to visit. But if you’re super-rich, you can probably afford to build your own 20-mile racetrack to max the car out on, and it won’t bother you that the car itself is a mere $2,700,000.

    Maybe the Bugatti isn't dangerous enough. Perhaps a car is just too… cramped. You crave danger, excitement, the open air, and want to walk away from your vehicle with messy underwear. No problem, what you want is a motorcycle. But not just any motorcycle.

    For those super-rich that also possess a death wish, you want a Marine Turbine Technologies Superbike — which is powered by a gas turbine, kerosene-fueled jet engine. With a top speed of 227 miles per hour, it’s the fastest motorcycle in the entire world, and every single one is hand-built and unique.

    At $150,000 it’s also one of the most expensive motorcycles in existence as well, claiming such gearhead celebs as Jay Leno as customers, who has been quoted as saying that riding the bike was like having the “Hand of God” pushing him.

    But any billionaire can spend half a million dollars or more on an exotic sports car. And guess what? You still have to put a license plate on it. People will still know if it's your car. So much for privacy, right?

    The late Steve Jobs, worth a cool 8 billion or so when he passed away in October of 2011, was particularly fond of the Mercedes-Benz AMG variant of the R230 SL series in the classic metallic silver paint job. 

    Compared to the other vehicles listed above, at around $150,000-$190,000, the AMG SL is certainly very expensive, but not in the ludicrous range. For a billionaire Jobs had very conservative tastes.

    But Jobs didn't like putting license plates on his car. In fact, he drove his AMG SL without one for close to a decade. In just about everywhere else in the world, the idea of being a scofflaw like that is preposterous. But it turns out in California, you really can get away with that.

    You see, for many years, Jobs had an arrangement with a California auto leasing company that agreed to lease him nearly the same exact model silver Mercedes sports car and allow him to turn it in every six months for a brand new one. Apparently, in California, you have up to six months to put plates on your car after registering it. 

    True opulence isn't buying an expensive car. It's driving one without any plates and replacing it every six months, apparently.

  • Opulent Air Travel

    There are many ultra-wealthy people who fly commercial, in First Class. But you’re opulent, remember? 

    The benchmark state-of-the-art luxury private jet is the Gulfstream g650. With a huge, spacious cabin, the g650 has every single amenity that you can think of and get you there in style. Each aircraft is built to custom specifications, and has a maximum fueled range of 7,000 miles.

    The g650 is also the fastest private jet that you can currently buy, with a maximum speed of just under the speed of sound. You’ll be able to fly with 8 of your closest family and friends, provided you employ 4 crew members as well. That really shouldn’t concern you since the plane itself is a cool $58-$65 million.

    But maybe flying just under supersonic isn’t fast enough. You want to get there faster. There aren’t any vintage Concordes on the market (yet) for refurbishing, but you can have the next best thing — a private Supersonic Business Jet.

    Well, get in line. You’ll have to call Aerion Corporation, which is taking orders for its Mach 1.6-capable private jet with near-supersonic long range supercruise capability. Its got all the luxury goodies of the g650, but the needle-shaped plane is a bit more cramped. You won’t care, because you’ll be able to get from Chicago Midway to London Heathrow in just under six hours.

    Of course, the plane won’t be delivered to its first customer until around 2014 or 2016, and it will set you back about $80 million not including staff and operating expenses and support infrastructure, but hey, you’re opulent, right?

    If you want to buy a supersonic aircraft NOW, you’ll need to seek out the countries of the former Soviet Union. During a credit crunch, from time to time they’ve been known to unload vintage MiG-21 and modern Su-27 Mach 2-capable fighter aircraft from anywhere between $5 and $15 million each.

    That’s a bargain, when you consider the price of the luxury jets above. Of course, you’ll have to fly it yourself, you’ll need to make probably two to three in-air fuel stops to fly any serious distance, and they burn anywhere between 1,000 to 2,000 gallons of fuel an hour, but that’s peanuts, right? You has OPULENCE.

    Well it turns out none of these are nearly expensive enough to take the top spot on this list. In 2009, Prince AlWaleed bin Talal bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud commissioned the French Airbus company to build him a personal A380 jumbo airliner, for a whopping 400 million dollars.

    The airframe was eventually sold before the prince took delivery and all the amenites were fitted, but still...

    Why in the name of Allah would you ever need an aircraft this big or expensive?

    Excellent question.

    Had it been actually built, this three floor sultan of the skies with a staircase and an elevator would have had its very own a concert hall, a spa with Turkish bath, a garage, twenty first class seats, four large deluxe sleeping quarters, a room with a transparent floor for viewing the earth below, and a holographic briefing room as well as its own private "Air-mosque" that used virtual prayer mats that always point towards Mecca.

    Okay, now that's opulence.

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Jason Perlow, Sr. Technology Editor at ZDNet, is a technologist with over two decades of experience integrating large heterogeneous multi-vendor computing environments in Fortune 500 companies. Jason is currently a Partner Technology Strategist with Microsoft Corp. His expressed views do not necessarily represent those of his employer.

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  • RE: Opulence, I has it (photos)

    Maybe someone could photoshop Jason into some of these pics. That's the only way most of us will get to experience this stuff.

    I'd personally take the airplane and some supermodels though.
    gtvr
  • The toy giraffe is the rage

    Spend the money in genetically engineering a tiny giraffe. Oh Yes.
    chrisadams@...
  • Or, an army of flesh eating zombie gerbils.

    Oh no.
    Subsentient
  • English isn't my mother tongue but

    English isn't my mother tongue but should the title be ......Opulence, I "have" it 2013?, or am I missing something?
    Koymik
    • it seems to me

      that by using the incorrect form, the auther is referring to a. generally low educational level of very rich, b. their lack of respect to laws (language and otherwise), c. their tendency to refer to themselves in third person - like in royal 'we'.
      may be there is anything else I am missing - English is not my first language either.
      ForeverSPb
    • American slang (humorous intent)

      On the Internet anybody who follows rules is boring, so there is constant social pressure to use interesting new words, even when the old ones are still perfectly functional. Some of these new words become popular, and some don't.

      Please google "lolcats".
      SlimSam
    • It's not American slang.

      It's referring to a specific television advertisement for DirecTV starring a fictitious Russian billionaire whose catchphrase is "Opulence, I Has It."

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA
      jperlow
  • I want the dog

    Nuff said.
    brainout
  • IBT

    In before the Scientology folks find this and start defending their "religion".
    lizardspock23@...