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Jump in? Seriously? That'd hurt the Xbox, it'd hurt me, and it'd all go very, very wrong. Warning to literal-minded people. Don't do it. Don't jump!By the way, what is it with Microsoft and all the less-thinkie, more-jumpie in their new games. Gamers sit on couches. Gamers sit on the floor. Gamers sit. Gamers do not jump.
Finally, some inside stuff. That thing wrapped in foam is the new Xbox.
There it is. It's so exciting. Let's take it out!