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It's pretty awesome, all the options left at your disposal where configuring a mouse in Windows is concerned! I encourage you to explore them all, but to get you off and running quickly, try this on for size:
1 - Click the Start button.
2 - Click "Control Panel."
3 - Click on either "Hardware and Sound" and then "Mouse" if you have your control panel items sorted by categories, or just select "Mouse" if you have your control panel items sorted by icons.
4 - Click the "Pointer Options" tab.
5 - In the Motion section, move the slider all the way over to "Slow."
6 - In the Visibility section, check the box that says "Display pointer trails," then move the slider all the way over to "Long."
7 - Click the "Pointers" tab.
8 - Double-click "Normal Select" in the Customize section.
9 - Scroll down until you see "aero_unavail_xl.cur" and then double-click it.
10 - Click the "Buttons" tab.
11 - Click the circle labeled "Left-handed."
12 - Now click the "Apply" button.
Congratulations! You have now royally messed up how the mouse acts and effectively confused the bejesus out of your victim.
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