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Remember what I said about no birds were harmed with the chicken-foot drive? Well, I can't say that about this mouse which, thanks to the wonders of taxidermy, has been turned into a USB drive. Want to know what's even worse? The eyes light up when you use it. If you really must, click here to see video proof.
This drive available in 2 to 8GB sizes from USB Brando isn't that ugly, if you're a 17-year old Goth hacker.
Big-Eyes-Girl-Cartoon: I'm not sure what I can say about this one. It's just so... odd. It's a real 8GB drive that you can buy, although I'm not sure who'd want it. It's both weird and ugly.