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I'm sending in a picture of my fingerprint and applying for a patent on "Any pattern on the end of fingers and toes." If any of you then use these extremities I shall sue all all 7 billion of you thieves. Of course, you can avoid my lawyers's wrath by licensing my fingerprint technology and paying me a royalty. I'll provide an offshore account number for you to deposit my money and you shall be given a certification that you are allowed to use your fingertips again.
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