"If you hire this company to spread your advertising, they will bundle your material with 50 kinds of spyware and sneak it onto the computers of people who visit porn sites.
As a result, people's computers will become so sluggish that they will pay money to make your advertising disappear.
Because of the potential PR hazard, the rates for this form of distribution are unusually cheap."
As sales pitches go, this one seems comparatively unlikely to be successful.
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