I don't know. Is Steve Ballmer dying from an incurable disease? I hope not. He's the best weapon Linux has against Microsoft.
Gee, it sounds like OpenOffice is in trouble. Gee, it sounds like action must be taken. Hey, how about Novell take the reigns over from Sun. Yeah! That's the ticket. Now who does Michael Meeks work for?
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