Sources told me that after Ballmer got out of shock and his pee drenched pants, he rushed to call Billy Gate$, the former brain of the evil empire.
Luckily for him, Gate$ was already sitting on a toilet counting his $$$ and escaped the embarrassing episode Ballmer went through.
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