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"Our NEW improved.... Designed to look nice but drop calls while doing it. Yes.... just imagine our new iPhone seems to drop calls more often than Steve Jobs, after contracting the dreaded Dropsy iPhone Virus. So you will have to buy our NEW Authentic Rainbow Colored Rubbers to muck it back up! ....talk about strong arm marketing incentives? We got 'em in stock now!
OH.... or maybe you'd like an official "How to Hold Your iPhone 4 for Dummies" 50page Manual for ONLY $9.99 Today. But.... it's only available in iBooks Market NOW (for iPad owning purchasers only).
If you hurry.... to buy this limited edition instruction book.... for just an additional $9.99 +sh & handling you'll get a Genuine Apple Rainbow Colored Rubber Band (made in China... TOP Quality) to improve signal handling!
But WAIT... if you act now within the next 20 minutes
we'll include an Official Retina IPS Halographic sticker for the back of your plain jane looking iPhone!
Notice: This offer is made solely upon the assumption you were idiotic enough to purchase this latest blunderiffic genuine Apple product in the first place!"
