We don't need no friggin' bumpers or duct tape. There's an easier solution!
When you're using your iPhone in church or during Uncle Bob's funeral and somebody invites you to jam it where the sun don't shine, just jam it edgewise instead of lengthwise.
If you jam the phone lengthwise, you'll obviously lose even more signal strength. And won't be able to use it with your head stuck up there too!
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