An ounce of prevention, does nothing to prevent an ounce of stupidity...
I think we need some sort of globally accepted harsh punishment for people who write and use malware... Any ideas???
(I'm thinking cut off their hands and feet and drop them on a small island in the Pacific. We could do the same for child molestors and rapist)
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@i8thecat Hey! I live on a small island in the Pacific, I don't want them here!
@levinson
Hey! I live on a small island in the Pacific, I don't want them here!
ROTFL
@i8thecat
I think we need some sort of globally accepted harsh punishment for people who write and use malware... Any ideas???
A bullet for every skull involved?
Hey! I live on a small island in the Pacific, I don't want them here!
ROTFL
@i8thecat
I think we need some sort of globally accepted harsh punishment for people who write and use malware... Any ideas???
A bullet for every skull involved?
Nah, that is too good for them!
I prefer to use them as real `Shark Bait`. Inflict some bleeding cuts on them, throw them overboard IN SHARK INFESTED WATERS, and troll. Kind of like a modern day version of `keelhauling`. But, no mercy should be shown.
More info on keelhauling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keelhauling
Note cultural reference #1.
I prefer to use them as real `Shark Bait`. Inflict some bleeding cuts on them, throw them overboard IN SHARK INFESTED WATERS, and troll. Kind of like a modern day version of `keelhauling`. But, no mercy should be shown.
More info on keelhauling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keelhauling
Note cultural reference #1.
Oh dear! My,my! Cut off their hands and feet?
Sounds good. But are YOU willing to do it? You sound very brave- I'm sure you're the right person for the job.
But if you're a tad squeamish, then perhaps you could simply "inflict some bleeding cuts" on them, and keelhaul them.
But I suspect you're probably not even up to this, pantywaist. You'd rather a flunky do it.
But if you are, please forward your address to the nearest police department. (and optionally your psychiatrist) ...
Sounds good. But are YOU willing to do it? You sound very brave- I'm sure you're the right person for the job.
But if you're a tad squeamish, then perhaps you could simply "inflict some bleeding cuts" on them, and keelhaul them.
But I suspect you're probably not even up to this, pantywaist. You'd rather a flunky do it.
But if you are, please forward your address to the nearest police department. (and optionally your psychiatrist) ...
@PercySludge
Oh dear! My,my! Cut off their hands and feet? Sounds good. But are YOU willing to do it?
Trust me, I would. My solution is even quicker, and cheaper (look above). It wouldn't take long before other, "would-be" (contemplating) culprits caught on.
And yes, problem solved -- if it could only be enacted.
Oh dear! My,my! Cut off their hands and feet? Sounds good. But are YOU willing to do it?
Trust me, I would. My solution is even quicker, and cheaper (look above). It wouldn't take long before other, "would-be" (contemplating) culprits caught on.
And yes, problem solved -- if it could only be enacted.
Everyone who get blasted by either of these ventures deserve to have their systems blitzed. (1) Microsoft does not send out update email messages. Likewise the update for the malicious software tool is not submitted in this fashion either. Both are only provided through Microsoft updates. If you want it at a time other than the update cycle, you should be wise enough to get it from Microsoft.com. We spend too much time worrying about the dead heads.
Someday people will learn. Until then I'll just live well off the $25 Million I'm getting from the dead Nigerian General's wife.
@bhartmann
What???!!! that be-atch promised me that money. All I had to do was give her my account info and she promised the money would be transferred in about a week.....
What???!!! that be-atch promised me that money. All I had to do was give her my account info and she promised the money would be transferred in about a week.....
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