Oh dear! My,my! Cut off their hands and feet?
Sounds good. But are YOU willing to do it? You sound very brave- I'm sure you're the right person for the job.
But if you're a tad squeamish, then perhaps you could simply "inflict some bleeding cuts" on them, and keelhaul them.
But I suspect you're probably not even up to this, pantywaist. You'd rather a flunky do it.
But if you are, please forward your address to the nearest police department. (and optionally your psychiatrist) ...
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