So what's Mark Hurd supposed to do now? Put his brain in a jar and not use his experience or knowledge for his new employer?
If he can manage to pull his brain from his pants for a spell, he could jump aboard his sailing yacht with a high priced call girl - or some new bimbo mistress since his wife is obviously yesterday's news - and proceed to burn away the countless millions he pilfered from the hard work of others who make up the rank and file at HP.
It'd be a real shame to waste all of that experience and knowledge he possesses in the field of self enrichment -- and leading by non-example. Don't let it end there Mark, the peons are counting on you!
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