Larry Dignan: take your Google schmoozle butt off that couch, leave the beer, and go home!
Larry Dignan: ps...you're fired! Go to work for Google!
Sam Diaz: but, but, but...Google analytics didn't say I ran a risk of being thrown out and fired! What do I do?
Sam Diaz: fingers frantically flying over his Android phone trying to find a way to type a resume on a 4 inch screen to send to the HR dept at Google...gives up, goes home and sinks on his own couch, using his Android phone as a remote to thumb through 500 channels of GoogTV...nothing on but ads, now in deep depression...
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