evilmalware 0.6 (beta)
Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005 E\/17 |-|4> 0|2z Software Foundation, Inc.
This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the world).
Basic Installation
Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are set to allow everything.
Put the attachment into the appropriate directory eg. /usr/src.
Type tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz to extract the source files for this virus.
cd to the directory containing the virus' source code and type ./configure to configure the virus for your system. If you're using csh on an old version of System V, you might need to type sh ./configure instead to prevent csh from trying to execute configure itself.
Type make to compile the package. You may need to be logged in as root to do this.
Optionally, type make check_payable to run any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to an unnumbered Swiss bank account.
Type make install to install the virus and any spyware, trojans pornography, xxxxx enlargement adverts and DDoS attacks that come with it.
You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in /etc/evilmalware.conf.
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...Reminds me of the Evolution of Linux so much, expecially the black MS Porsche:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&feature=related
