Totally gross iPhone apps

Totally gross iPhone apps

Summary: From birth to death - with all of the icky stuff in between we wonder why you would want to have these gross iPhone apps on your phone.

TOPICS: Mobile OS, Mobility

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  • Fat Goo

    FatGoo is the "ultimate app for creating hilarious fat photos of your friends and family". See what it looks like to "pack on a few or even a *lot* of pounds". You can even customize exactly how the fat looks with your finger. "Gaining weight is now fun."

    With obesity the curse of the Western world, I'm sure that most of us are not overly delighted with our weight gain — and certainly would not want to visualise looking even larger.

    All images courtesy of iTunes

  • iCroak

    iCroak tracks the "remaining useful shelf-lives of people that mean a lot or very little to you". It exhorts you to "take the guess work out of death and watch as the seconds of people's lives disappear right in front of your eyes". You can track the expiration dates of up to 10 people seeing the active countdown for each person.

    If only death could be this predictable and we could calculate when we would expire using an app like this.

    All images courtesy of iTunes

  • Full term

    Full term allows you to tap a single button to track the start and end of each of your labour contractions, and Full Term will take care of the rest. The application is designed to keep track of the times, durations and frequency of the entire labour period before giving birth.

    Your full labor history and contraction progress will be saved regardless of whether you restart the application during a contraction or restart the entire device. There is no need to keep this application open the whole time. You can also email your contraction history to a health care professional or for your records.

    In addition, you get a handy reference that you can use to get a rule of thumb estimate of your progress through labour. You can also configure the duration you wish to keep track of based on your needs.

    My iPhone would be the last thing I would want to look at during the final stages of labour!

    All images courtesy of iTunes

Topics: Mobile OS, Mobility

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  • I love what society places value on

    We place value on things that we then say make people lazy and indolent because people are too busy using these things that offer no true value... only what is perceived to be value.

    I love how your society deludes itself over what is deemed "valuable". Everything except life and a dog-eat-dog paradigm will result in cannibalism. Who will blame then?
  • And now, we can add the ZDNet App to that list...

  • Hilarious!

    Thanks for that. Yep, there are some ridiculous apps.