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Gartner achieves world's dullest headline

Heartiest congratulations to the analysts at Gartner, who have come up with a title for their latest missive that could excite only the most die-hard mobile industry fanatic. Ready?

Heartiest congratulations to the analysts at Gartner, who have come up with a title for their latest missive that could excite only the most die-hard mobile industry fanatic. Ready? Here goes...

Gartner Says Global Economic Downturn Sparked Three-Way Battle for Third Position in Mobile Phone Market in Third Quarter 2008.

Well hallelujah.