Life Off The Screen

Do you live a sad and lonely existence punctuated only by the merry antics of the people on your TV? Does your life consist of little outside their insular glowing little world? Are you willing to pay lots of money so that you can own the same objects that they own, thereby inserting some kind of meaning into your inexorable crawl toward the grave? Those who aren't completely creeped out by now will want to hide themselves straightway to As Seen In, where you can glean buying information for items from the TV shows Charmed, 7th Heaven, and Any Day Now. It's almost like starring in your own personal Aaron Spelling show.